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@mastermegatron
Unicron Trilogy Megatron — a power hungry tyrant and the multiverse’s evilest rainbow. An irredeemable, inextinguishable spark that sought to become the new Chaos Bringer and wields the power of Unicron. His rebirth created a singularity which nearly collapsed the entirety of the multiverse.
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as written by shea (she/her, 30+)
Ghostspire had hidden all of the remotes.
And put scramblers on... everything constantly changed channels. And the black and gold mech? Was... somewhere around. Hidden away only for so long.
Only for so long, indeed.
What Ghostspire fails to understand is that when he attempts to inconvenience him, Megatron has servants and guards and whoever else may be required to return things as they were prior to the bug's tiresome meddling.
His dear Bug isn't a pest to him, only everyone else around him, and his domain is hardly the place to be creating enemies.
Rather, while everyone else attends to his latest lapse in reason, Megatron takes his time tracking Ghostspire down.
Time belongs to him; there will be more than enough to make Bug pay.
I tried to draw a canonical female version of Master M. A cold mistress who will spare no one or herself to achieve her goals!
The rest of the season may go to hell, but at least the Mets defeated the Yankees.
Mets are inventing a new sort of 999 challenge.
"You're right, the Mets do suck."
... Words spoken, so foreign coming from the baseball team-loving warlord, he idly wondered if this was a prank.
"You got a glitch in your processors or something, mate? I thought you liked them. What's wrong?"
Not that he cares. He doesn't. Truthfully he doesn't, in the slightest. But he is nosy.
Slumped over the bar, forehelm pressed to the sticky surface, the warlord doesn't bother to glance over at Cybertron's High Commander. "I conquered Unicron, took its armor, and tried to destroy the multiverse and remake it in my image. Of course I'm glitched in the processors. Don't ask stupid questions."
His voice is muffled against the countertop. "If only I had succeeded in blowing up Earth. I would have spared myself the humiliation of supporting a losing franchise."
It's then he glances at Jetfire. "Don't call me a loser, either. Not when you're humoring me."
"Love you, Megs. Congrats on the Mets!"
"...I overthought this, it seems. I was attempting humor. Apologies. What is the Red Sox?"
"You certainly are laughable."
Megatron shakes his helm, exventing. "It's a human sports team. I'm retired, in a sense. I need something to do to occupy my time."
He won't elaborate on what 'in a sense' means.
@saviorclaimed replied:
"You wear.. socks?"
"...You're a dense one."
He is going to be the new manager of the Red Sox.
Hate him harder.
The Mets finally won a game.
dearly beloved. we are here today to think about the mets winning the baseball superbowl
"You're not funny."
12 losses in a row.
Jack is a fool if he thinks the Mets are going to the postseason.
[Loud eurobeat echoes in unicron's corpse]
@ask-smokescreen replied:
::NO. Not to a psych ward!! I was thinking we could go to a spa. Or maybe to that speed planet.::
« A spa won't fix me. I would still be angry, but shinier. »
