#rodolfo headcanons

[tomatoswup]

141 and Tacos [Headcanons]

Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo Parra

Whilst 141 and you are on a quick break through the streets of Mexico, do you spot a fairly sized taco stand on the side of the sidewalk. Eat up! What kind of tacos would 141 like?

A/N: Y'all can't tell me 141 DIDN'T eat any mexican food during their time in Mexico cause i knOW they were starving goDDAMN,,, Also this was written with a reader with Mexican origin or relation in mind, so take that as you will.

also first post on this blog ★

warnings: none unless you don't like the description of cow tongue or somethin' :)

Price

This man loves the good ol' classic Tacos De Carne

Asks the poor vendor to pour a ungodly amount of onions ontop because's who's gonna stop him cmon now,,

also he's british,,,

Rudy kinda looks at him like 'Damn does the man like onions this much?'

Fell in LOVE with the salsa verde although he had a stroke at first

Orders 10 tacos de carne and a quesadilla because he's about "variety"

After his first time eating them, he craves tacos a bit more after finishing missions.

That one dude that puts hella avocado in his tacos

No like literally the poor tortilla is gonna pop open

"..."

"What?"

"Price your taco is gonna literally fucking explode.."

Instead of killing enemies, Price is killing these poor tacos

He still eats them in peace tho 🫶

Soap

Soap's a bit more of the daring/curious one

So he tries the Tacos de Lengua first since you offer one to those who dared eat it because you're pretty sure none of the 141 members (excluding Alejandro and Rudy) have tasted cow tongue before.

Cringed at first when he took the first bite tbh

The texture was something that threw him wayyy off

Like who tf thought putting cow tongue in tacos was a good idea??

But as he slowly started taking it in, it actually tasted...good?

The meat was soft and chewy but it oddly felt comforting?

Quickly found himself to actually like the tacos and orders 5 more from the vendor.

Asks if your mother makes them, and if you say yes, he WILL ask for an invite.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU LIVE WITH?? YOU'VE EATEN THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE?!"

croaked at the salsa roja though, started tearing up a lil`,, it's ok tho you pat his back as he chugs water.

Gaz

i will die with the headcannon that gaz is as gen.z as he can be

Orders Tacos de Birria because he remembered Rodolfo talking about eating some for lunch.

He also remembers seeing people cook them on his insta feed so

Likes the greasiness to them tbh

AND THE CHEESE PULL HE GOT WHEN HE TOOK THAT FIRST BITE? JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS MAN IS IN HEAVEN

His leg gave out as he finished his first taco

you know the lil birria juice they give yall in a lil bowl? Stained.

His fingers are drenched and shi

50 napkins by his plate as he eats ong

Ate 4 before he tapped out

Will chug a coke and a water after so his arteries don't feel as clogged tho

This poor man is in a food coma at the lil picnic table by the stand by how full he got with only 4 of those tacos.

"Ayo where's Gaz?"

Gaz: -Sprawled out on the picnic table seat with his eyes closed-

"Oh fuck he's dead-"

"I lived bitch."

Ghost

Was very hesitant to taste tacos out in the streets at first because damn his paranoia does get ahead of him :(

But after everyone tries them, he tries to give them a shot

Didn't like the tacos de lengua because of the texture

And the tacos de birria were too greasy for him (but if he would've totally ate them after drinking though)

But damn, looking at the pastor slowly rotate on the vertical rotisserie did make it look really appetizing...

No regrets

Really likes the tad of sweetness added to the flavor because of the pineapple added

Ghost really loves meat so when he watched the vendor pack the tortilla with pastor, he knew he was in for a ride.

Orders quite a bit,, like 7 (or more if he's really hungry)

Faces away from yall to eat so you guys couldn't see his reaction but damn, that empty plate tells stories..

Alejandro

Being born in Mexico got it perks ngl

And being in Special Forces allows him to travel all around the Mexican states.

So he's tried alot of taco varieties

But his heart and soul will always be with Barbacoa straight from his momma's home OR from Las Almas.

Either in tacos or with a full plate of rice and frijoles puercos he will FUCK THEM UP.

Plate cleared and EVERYTHING

He loves eating them when he's homesick :(

Lives by salsa roja,, and throughout these headcannons I'm not talking about the salsa only made with tomatoes,, I'm talking about it being made with them red hot ass chiles.

The butt on fire kinda salsa roja

Drinks one corona whilst eating

But also waters that down with a cold water righttt after 😌

Rodolfo

Another classic,, Loves the crunch of the tacos de chicharron ♡

Like Alejandro, he pours an crazy ass amount of salsa roja on top

And lemon, lots of lemon on top,,

Soap and Ghost watch him in curiosity and fear as he drenched his tacos red

You give him props fr fr

Always drinks a Jarrito de Tamarindo with his tacos, like a baller~

Orders like 5 normally and like 1 taco de chorizo on the side :P

Just as a palette cleanser, but besides tacos de chicharron, he also likes the taste of tacos de lengua

But tbh it just depends on how he's feeling

Likes his onions cooked and put on the side so he can just plain right eat them.

And righttt after he's done eating everything, he grabs another Jarrito as a finisher :D

[therealdaddyvulture]

Can we have more of your thoughts of the Mexican murder husbands? 🤲🤲

Thoughts about the Mexican Murder Husbands!

Rodolfo and Alejandro met as kids in the same clas, but their moms knew each other. They became friends because of the whole "my mom knows your mom" thing.

It was immediately a terrible thing for Rodolfo and Alejandro's moms because they both became menaces to society.

Alejandro was definitely the wilder of the two but Rodolfo wasn't the one trying to stop him; just making sure he survived every interaction with plausible deniability (after all, they're both part of the Los Vaqueros after, which means Rodolfo gets just as shitfaced).

Rodolfo has tried at least six times to avoid Alejandro starting a fight in any establishment with alcohol; it never works.

Rodolfo fell first, Alejandro fell harder.

My personal headcanon is that Alejandro's family wasn't accepting but Rodolfo's was, which caused a falling out between their moms when they were teenagers.

Alejandro enlisted to combat his internalized homophobia and Rodolfo followed him because he wasn't about to let Alejandro do something stupid and get killed.

Despite not being close with them anymore Alejandro still sends his family money and keeps them safe by having them in a protected location.

Alejandro is the one who wants to settle down and have a house with a garden, maybe a couple of dogs.

Rudy was the one worried about their social reputations as teenagers, but once they were in their mid 20s ad had almost died thrice - he stopped caring.

Their relationship in the Los Vaqueros is the worst kept secret that side of Las Almas - no one rats them out though, because it's honestly heartwarming the way Alejandro refuses to leave Rodolfo behind and the others know Alejandro offers the same courtesy to them. (They're family.)

The nickname Rudy came from a night when Alejandro was drunk and couldn't actually finish a sentence with Rodolfo's name without getting distracted and waxing poetics about how pretty Rodolfo's eyes and lips were.

[mactavishwritings]

Do you have any hc for Rudy? I can hardly find anything for him 🥺

YES I LOVE HIM!!! please i wanna write more about him!!

these are mostly sfw! lmk if you want nsfw :-)

devoted partner. he dates for marriage, not for fun. he usually is the first person to fall. call him a simp, but he loves it

his love language 100% is touch and words of affirmation. he will sit for hours and tell you how much he adores you

Rudy grew up kinda rough so he has a lot of hidden insecurities so he tries to keep them from you. when he does get insecure, he hates talking about them so he will curl up on your chest and just listen to your heartbeat to sooth himself.

he is a diehard soccer (or football whatever im american) fan so when you guys first started dating, he wanted to teach you about it. he almost died when he came into the bedroom to find you in his favorite player's jersey and panties

he always has flowers set out for you. even when he's out on missions, he has someone replace them. he likes to make sure you have flowers

he takes so many pictures of you!! most are candid and very artsy. he loves them and hangs most of the appropriate ones

Rudy loves when you're his passenger princess. he drives you around everywhere and he keeps a blanket in his car just for you

[yeyinde]

omg i just saw a tag on one of your recent posts saying you could talk all day about how the cod boys smell and i’m begging you PLEASE do!! i’m a huge fan of perfumes and one of my favorite things to do for characters is to compile scents that i think would fit them the best. i’m super curious what your thoughts are and i would love to hear more!

thank you so much for this!! i had a lot of fun with it! 🖤

Ghost: dead leaves, pine, cedar, fall air, laurel, balsam, smoke, clove bud, black patchouli, mushroom caps, dampened black soil. he smells like a thick, dense Pacific Northwest forest after a heavy rainfall or a piece of driftwood washed up on the shore — Roja Parfums APEX or Tom Ford Costa Azzurra

Soap: amber, violet, magnolia, guaiac wood, pink pepper, earl grey tea, steamed milk, vanilla, grass, clover, sun-warmed cornfields, muguet, honeysuckle, acacia, ozone, meadow air, tree moss, oakmoss, fir balsam, lavender, and cumarin (which smells like freshly harvested hay). he smells like a field in the zenith of summer, maybe freshly cut grass; something sweet and rich — Dolce&Gabbana Intenso or Viktor & Rolf Spice Bomb

Price: tobacco, agarwood, whiskey, resins, white musk, leather, vetiver, sandalwood, amber, suede, mysore sandalwood, vanilla husk, chamois accord, Alaskan cedarwood, tobacco leaf, black oak, cardamom, saffron threads, miel blanc. he smells like a pub that's always empty or an antique store; thick with smoke, and heavy with leather and tobacco — Tobacco Oud, Ombrè, or Tobacco Vanile by Tom Ford

Gaz: orange, Italian lemon zest, green apple, tonka beans, amber, woody vanilla, tuberose, iris, tiaré, paperwhite narcissus, night-blooming jasmine. he smells like the coast in the spring; sage and sea salt — Versace Eros or Frederic Malle Musc Ravageur

Alejandro: spicy (almost cola-clove-y), resinous, premium myrrh accord, frankincense, oud, myrrh, bergamot, neroli, patchouli. he smells a little bit like being on the balcony of a nightclub: fresh air cut with the thick tang of spice and smoke wafting through the open doors or the ocean on a humid summer night after a rainshower soaked the sand — Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio or Ralph Lauren Polo Earth

Rodolfo: strong coffee, streusel coffee cake, nutmeg, brown sugar, toasted almonds, cardamom, ambergris, cashmere wood, vanilla, saffron. he smells like a cafe in the morning, sweet and robust; or a bookstore —Byredo Vanille Antique or Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540

[yeyinde]

I want your opinion on the cod boys, what's everyone's favorite drinks? Who's snobby about it and who will drink literally anything as long as it gets them drunk. Which one is a wine snob and which one drinks straight vodka ??

i love this so much, op!!

Ghost: drinks Bourbon, likes it neat (room temp, and nothing else) in a glass. would probably drink Lucky Seven Spirits "The Jokester" 6 Year Old Bourbon Whiskey or Wild Turkey 81 Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. might enjoy a pint of Guinness. doesn't really drink much else. dislikes tequila.

Price: scotch, likes it neat with a little bit of water on the second sip, and a pint. would probably drink Johnnie Walker's Red Label (occasionally splurges during the holidays and buys himself the coveted and rare Blue Label; the ones in his possession are prized. if he ever offers you a glass of this, know you're special to him) or Ballantine's Finest Blended Scotch Whisky. His favourite pint would either be Peroni or San Miguel. a bit of a snob in the sense that he won't drink anything else. hates vodka. don't even ask him to drink any.

Soap: whisky, scotch, and pints. He isn't too picky and will drink whatever he feels like when he's out. would probably drink the Famous Grouse, or Crown Royal Canadian Whisky (even though his Scottish friends rib him for being a traitor). he would drink what is on tap if they didn't have scotch ale. dislikes gin.

Gaz: wants to like beer, but he just doesn't. prefers mixed drinks, especially vodka. likes sherry, too. a little bit of a sherry snob and despite what he says, only goes to this one tapas in Spain for the sole fact they serve the best sherry. will drink whatever gets him drunk, but is learning on how to refine his palate under Price's tutelage. and the fact that the man is never too far away from glass of scotch. enjoys Gonzalez Byass Apóstoles Sherry 30 Years or Don Benigno Cream Sherry. for mixed drinks enjoys vodka cranberry, Pimm's, Sherry negroni. his most coveted drink is NV Fernando de Castilla Singular Oloroso Sherry.

Alejandro: a snob when it comes to tequila. he only drinks extra añejo. he drinks a glass with his dinner and does it the proper way: small sips, neat. he always has a bottle of Siete Leguas D’Antaño extra añejo and Maestro Tequilero tequila añejo classico on hand. drinks Mexican wine as well. MD Vinos – Cabernet Sauvignon (red) and La Cetto – Sierra Blanc Sauvignon Blanc (white). his most coveted drinks are Tears of Llorona Extra Añejo and Don Julio Ultima Reserva.

Rodolfo: he doesn't drink it straight too often, and prefers cervezas or mixed drinks. enjoys Michelada, wine, beer, and tequila. would drink Monte Xanic – Grenache Rosé Wine, Indio or Bohemia (beer), Jose Cuervo Reposado (tequila), and Cantaritos made with Milagro Silver. enjoys the holidays the most when he can buy Noche Buena.

[yeyinde]

Ok but why does nobody give my boy Rudy love? I need a fic where he gets absolutely bodied by the RC on a cot. Like, she's just riding him and breaking him in hard like he's one of the wild stallions Los Vaqueros like to train. And all Rudy can do is hold on for dear life and whine and whimper and beg for mercy under his breath but she's not listening. And she just looks down and admires his boyish face as he cries out and cums like the good boy he is.

If my mans dogtags aren't sitting in the valley of his chest, covered in a sheen of sweat, I don't fuckin' want him.

you're giving me ideas, babes!! 🤩

i think Rudy is a soft Dom. the type that loves to indulge you. he'll lay down and do whatever you tell him with a soft little smile on his face, just giving, giving, giving 🖤

[yeyinde]

Rudy is a girldad™️!!! He loves buying dresses and cute little accessories for her, he loves ballet practice or soccer practice or whatever sport she chooses, he cries before every single school dance, he just loves his girls omg (also definitely refers to his wife and daughters as “my girls”

Yes to all of this–his little nenas 🖤

he sneaks away and chats with them on video but all you can see is his forehead.

[yeyinde]

I would sell my soul to sleep with Rudy one (1) time

That man would make every single time the most intimate, romantic sex you’ve ever had. You guys have had sex in multiple bar bathrooms (he just looks a little too good in his tejana and boots) and he still makes it feel special.

Ughhhh just this man would worship the ground you walk on and make every single outing feel like a date. I want a Rudy.

same!!! 😍 everything you described is just pure perfection.

and he's just pure devotion, i'd imagine: smothers you in sex and raw affection. he's so soft and quiet, a serious man who is just completely worships you.

and ANYTHING you do would make him happy, too. genuinely. like, cooking him dinner and he's so grateful. getting him gifts makes him a little misty-eyed.

just so soft under such a stoic demeanour.