Sep 11, 2020
oh my god i just thought of the BEST thing.
i want domestic death eater scenes.
like.... narcissa and bella arguing at voldemort’s table over which chicken tastes best. barty jr playing childish pranks on the others. or rodolouphous and bellatrix going into the little phone booth during ootp and bickering because rodo elbowed bella in the stomach. lucius trying to teach crabbe and goyle SRs how to do advanced charms work. peter pettigrew entertaining baby draco by turning into a rat. rabastan coming out of azkaban with tattoos alllll over his body and the entire group making fun of him for being stereotypical. the gossip around the table talking about who hooked up with who. like.... oh my goodness PLEASE