so i’m terribly impatient. i have a stim toy coming a week from now and i don’t know how i can wait that long! anyways, what about one of the boys waiting for a package to come and being impatient? ♡ -🍓
Roger:…
Freddie: *walks into the room*
Roger: I’M SO EXCITED FOR MY TOYS TO COME IN THE MAIL, FREDDIE.
Freddie: HOLY SHIT WERE YOU WAITING IN THE DARK FOR SOMEONE TO COME IN?!
Roger: THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NEXT WEEK.
Freddie: ROGER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
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Roger: If my packages don’t come soon, I’m going to kill myself.
Brian: This is the third time this hour you have said that and I’ve yet to see any follow through.
Roger: I’ll kill you too.
Brian: *shrug*
Roger:…Anyways when do you think my package will come?
Brian: *screams*
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John: You ever heard of a man named Fortunato?
Roger: Who’s that? Is he a post master? Does he know when my package will come?
John: No…just wondering…
Roger: Do you know any post masters? When do you think my package will come?
John: …Come to my basement and maybe we can find out together. I have wine down there.
Roger: I don’t want wine, I want my toys.
John: I have expensive toys in my basement.
Roger: Okay.
