#roguemetalmaster13

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Since I'm playing D&D right now, here are some D&D pickup lines I've read online that I'd use on you (I tried to keep the list short lmao):

I don’t remember casting Summon Celestial, but here you are.

Mage Hand gives me 5 extra, magic fingers – if you know what I mean.

Damn baby, we won’t need to cast Stone Skin to make this bedrock!

Hey baby, what’s your armor class? Because I wanna hit that.

And the one I came up with myself: I know bards like yourself are the ones known for being good in bed, but I think you'll be blown away by how much of a rogue I am in the sheets ;)

I'm also a rogue in the streets but we don't need to talk about that

I didn't understand a single thing but god that was hot-

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my hand waiting for you to come hold it

I SCREAMED

i feel something towards your hands now.... I'll go hold it any day <33333333

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Mm you’re taking up space in my mind and I don’t have a problem with it tbh <3

we're having the same situation then ;)

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This may be true, but I’m ready to dominate the both of you ;)

@the-inferno don't forget who you belong to baby<3

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…you’re going to make me horny right now?

........maybe?

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Me after one (1) day of not having a real-time conversation in the dms with you:

jokes and memes aside, I hope you’re having a great day and doing something fun!! <3

omg I'm sorry baby, I miss you too, I'll tell you the shitshow that's going on rn lol I need support

[roguemetalmaster13]

about me

she/they pronouns

I am in my 20s, mdni

queer

posting about so many things (books, games, movies, tv shows, music, etc.)

transphobes, racists, maga, and other bigots dni

blank and ageless blogs will likely be blocked

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A weird combination of kinks, some I’m into others that are only sometimes interesting to me, have combined to create the idea of Halsin (who had a breeding kink ofc) getting Tav pregnant and then as the bump starts to show getting that sympathy weight a lot of men get when their partner is pregnant. Then the weight never fully goes away and he becomes Daddy Halsin(tm) for real. I usually am not into the daddy kink tbh unless someone is calling me that but chubby Halsin specifically being called daddy is something I can lowkey get on board with… I’d love to know your thoughts, even if this isn’t your thing!!

Anyway, if any of this is something that makes you uncomfortable, you can just delete the ask or dm me and I won’t bring it up again in this space!! Also I love your pizza au shadowzel fic <3

Hehe, first of all, thanks a lot! I'm having a lot of fun with the pizza AU.

It's funny, because Halsin is not my type at all, but I've ended up writing two fat Halsin stories. Wouldn't mind adding a third one if my to-write list weren't huge! Besides, I do get why people like him so much.

I don't exactly know how breeding kinks work, but my fat kink often overlaps with my pregnancy kink, so I find your whole premise quite 🥵🔥 The smut between pregnant Tav and chubby Halsin would be legendary.

*adds it to the list*