#roguesgalleryofgotham

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[ @roguesgalleryofgotham liked for a starter. Attn: Bane ]

He stares up at the huge mountain of a man, taking a very long draw of his cigar in. He exhales, allowing the smoke to billow out around him in a cloud. Without another moment’s hesitation he speaks. “You’re a big fuckin’ guy, aren’t you? Hope to hell you’re on our side.”

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“You just got head-butted, motherfucker!”- From Bane

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He hadn’t exactly seen it coming, even if he had provoked the much larger man. Eddie had been drinking and was on a roll, pressing buttons as he saw fit and obviously chose the wrong man to mess with. Before he knew what was coming, the behemoth butted his head right into his and he felt a crack before stumbling backwards and giving a chuckle.

“Jesus Christ... You tryin’ to crack my goddamn skull? I was just messin’ with you. Can’t ya take a fuckin’ joke?”

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“Seriously, if you do that again, I’m gonna Whack-A-Mole you in the balls.”- From Joker

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He takes another very long drag from his cigar before blowing the smoke directly back into the other man’s face. The corners of his lips twitch just enough to reveal something close to a smirk. “Yeah? I’d like to see you fuckin’ try.”

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“You don’t care about the environment? That’s kind of fucked up, man.” --from Poison Ivy

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“Look around you, sweetheart.” He gestures, already grinning and letting a small chuckle escape. “Whole goddamn world is going to shit. Why should I give a fuck about a tree or a flower anymore than anything else? They’re all gonna die same as the rest of the fuckin’ world and there ain’t a damn thing we can do about it.”

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@roguesgalleryofgotham from here

Harley had bent at the waist, to give him a sweeping bow, as part of her greeting - and so - as he delivered his veiled insult about pride, her face was perpendicular to the floor, hiding the somewhat suddenly fixed nature of her smile. It disappeared completely however, as she straightened up and he continued to disparage her - in a way so blatant that even she couldn’t pretend to ignore it.

“Wha’d’ya want, Eddie?” She asked, tone dull and disdainful - a far cry from her jocular and enthusiastic greeting. She could point out that just because he couldn’t see henchmen didn’t mean they weren’t lurking... But it would be just like him to take out the help before announcing his presence. 

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[ @roguesgalleryofgotham continued from HERE - Attn Jervis]

Hats? Gee, he sure did love hats and it was rather swell of this gentleman to offer such a thing, but what would Batman say? Shucks. He knew what he would say. Batman and Robin were out here to help people and didn’t need to be paid back. Their reward was knowing Gotham was safe from sneaky people like Joker or Riddler. 

The Boy Wonder nods, giving the smaller man a smile. “Gee, of course I’ll help you out. You just tell me what you need, but you don’t have to make me a hat, sir.”