It's All A Fucking Joke

"Once you figure out what a joke everything is, being the Comedian's the only thing that makes sense." (( Independent RP Account for Eddie Blake / The Comedian of Watchmen as Written by J ))

[multiplechoicepast]

“I’m not exactly sure what happened.   Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another…        If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!“

( Independent Multi - Muse Blog Written by J )

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

//sooo… Yeah. Work happened and a LOT happened all at once. I went back on thirds only to go back off after training someone and then got promoted which means I have to do first shifts for 30 days with a break of a week to cover seconds. Then? I got sick last night through today so it’s been a mess and honestly I’ve had about 0 time to work on my multi to switch everything over to.

Good news? I’ve made a TON of progress. I’ve got the theme done, muse page, navigation page, rules page, mun page and 5 of 30 something muse about pages done. I have to finish those, make some icons, think of a promo and I’ll be done. When that happens? I’ll post the link and/or promo here for everyone and then I can finally write again. I miss it and I miss y'all.

For now, though? I gotta be up at 515am so its off to wind down for sleepy time. Here’s a flower from me to everyone.

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AND CHANGES

//I did it. I made the decision to switch my blogs (including this one) over to a multi-muse as well as bring back some muses I once had and deleted and even add some muses that I’ve had for a while, but was afraid to make the blogs for.

This was no easy decision and I want to assure you all about a few things.

I will be keeping my current blogs in place and not deleting them. Think of them as archived. I’m also keeping them just in case the whole multi thing doesn’t work out for some reason.

I will be moving all current and plotted threads over to the new blog from all of my blogs. I know this sounds confusing, but I promise to make the transition as easy and completely organized as humanly possible.

I am currently working on the blog and doing so is taking a considerable chunk of my free time, but if I am going to do it then I am going to do it right. I am making sure to make things look nice, neat, organized etc as I possibly can before I link to the new blog and consider this blog as well as all of my others archived. I have no idea when I will be able to get this finished, but I don’t anticipate it taking more than a few weeks if I can have decent time every week to work on it. Life, however, happens and my schedule is very much up in the air so don’t quote me on that. It could be as much as month.

When I have the new blog finished, I will post a link to it from all of my blogs. Keep your eyes peeled and when you see it, if you want to follow me, go ahead and follow the link.

All writing here and on my other blogs is being put on a hiatus until such a time that I can have this new blog prepared and ready to go. It makes switching over all threads etc that much easier if I don’t create a bunch of new ones. HOWEVER, this doesn’t mean that I cannot be reached. I do have a discord and until this new blog is finished I can be most easily reached due to mobile from HERE. Feel free to contact me about anything or even if you’re not feeling continuing to write with me or something due to converting to a multimuse just let me know.

Thank you all for reading, following, and putting up with me. I am REALLY looking forward to this new venture and can’t wait to have you all join me (and hopefully more.) I am feeling really good about this and revived and I think those of you who follow me here and/or on multiple accounts are going to like what you see and how I plan to work things. Just hang in there with me and we’ll be better than ever.

Love, J

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AND CHANGES

//I did it. I made the decision to switch my blogs (including this one) over to a multi-muse as well as bring back some muses I once had and deleted and even add some muses that I’ve had for a while, but was afraid to make the blogs for.

This was no easy decision and I want to assure you all about a few things.

I will be keeping my current blogs in place and not deleting them. Think of them as archived. I’m also keeping them just in case the whole multi thing doesn’t work out for some reason.

I will be moving all current and plotted threads over to the new blog from all of my blogs. I know this sounds confusing, but I promise to make the transition as easy and completely organized as humanly possible.

I am currently working on the blog and doing so is taking a considerable chunk of my free time, but if I am going to do it then I am going to do it right. I am making sure to make things look nice, neat, organized etc as I possibly can before I link to the new blog and consider this blog as well as all of my others archived. I have no idea when I will be able to get this finished, but I don’t anticipate it taking more than a few weeks if I can have decent time every week to work on it. Life, however, happens and my schedule is very much up in the air so don’t quote me on that. It could be as much as month.

When I have the new blog finished, I will post a link to it from all of my blogs. Keep your eyes peeled and when you see it, if you want to follow me, go ahead and follow the link.

All writing here and on my other blogs is being put on a hiatus until such a time that I can have this new blog prepared and ready to go. It makes switching over all threads etc that much easier if I don’t create a bunch of new ones. HOWEVER, this doesn’t mean that I cannot be reached. I do have a discord and until this new blog is finished I can be most easily reached due to mobile from HERE. Feel free to contact me about anything or even if you’re not feeling continuing to write with me or something due to converting to a multimuse just let me know.

Thank you all for reading, following, and putting up with me. I am REALLY looking forward to this new venture and can’t wait to have you all join me (and hopefully more.) I am feeling really good about this and revived and I think those of you who follow me here and/or on multiple accounts are going to like what you see and how I plan to work things. Just hang in there with me and we’ll be better than ever.

Love, J

[grincarved]

shouldnt:

the best alcohol is a lot

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

//once again, I had every intention of getting shit done and really wanted to, but honestly? Things went down at work and are more than likely about to get worse and I just... Didn't have it in me. I'm upset, I'm frustrated, I'm depressed... I just need to spend time with the gf and kind of just chill. So... I'll see what I can do over the week or weekend depending on what goes down at work which I'll unfortunately find out about tomorrow.

[freakaheadofthecurve]

//About to get ready to head to the bus stop to head in for what could possibly be my last night on thirds depending on how this impossible trainee does tonight for an hour and tomorrow night when he’s on his own. Let me just say that I have exhausted myself trying to train this kid and teach him my job as well as teach him what is and isn’t okay and socially acceptable at a job. It’s like things go in one ear and out the other and he retains no information. He doesn’t have a grasp for anything that is common sense or that someone his age should just know. He’s completely clueless and terrible to deal with and makes my nights a little bit of a living hell. To be honest? I feel like this when I have to deal with him and train him, especially since his success is key to my promotion actually happening. 

That said… I actually get to get off 2 hours earlier than normal so I’m excited about coming home and sleeping like a somewhat normal person. SOMEWHAT. So, just hoping things go a little bit more smoothly tonight because I just can’t with this kid and I honestly would just really like to hear some good news or ANY news about my promotion and where I’m going or if I’m going anywhere. 

Anyways… Moving away from mun things and mun rants…

I’m hoping to be on here tomorrow after I wake up and do the shower thing etc. I’m hoping to get to any replies here as well as on my other blogs. I’m also hoping to get my thread tracker linked on here and up on this blog as well as my others. Add to that, I’d like to do some work on rules and some pages on here as well. I need to clean some shit up and organize. I also have to do the same on a few other blogs so I know I have a lot of work ahead of me. 

Look for me to be around tomorrow. Feel free to message, send asks or memes or even starters etc. I’m sure I’ll be on the dash reblogging things and such. Until then? Off to work J goes. 

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

[HC + death (not necessarily his own death, it can be death in general)]

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

//So, there’s not a whole hell of a lot that really bothers Eddie or gets under his skin, but he’s not a big fan of death. Sure he knows that it’s coming for all of us no matter what the hell you do, but that doesn’t mean he has to like it. He does struggle with his own mortality sometimes. 

Now, as for death in general... He’s seen so much of it that he’s almost immune to it. Hell, he’s even caused so much of it. He admits he’s done some really terrible shit, but he tends to not dwell on it or think about it. He goes to his backup of seeing humor in everything and moving on. Humor is what helps him deal with things, even if it does aid in his general bitterness, it’s still his coping mechanism for nearly everything in his life — including death. It’s also why when he found out about what Veidt was planning on doing that he was so upset about it. He knew how many people would die and saw just how fucked up it all was. He knew that in the end, eventually, it wouldn’t work out. Eddie wasn’t stupid by any means. He understood the one thing that Adrian never really could fully grasp and that was PEOPLE. 

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

hc - Children

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

//Ah. Children are one thing that Eddie never really saw himself having, at least not planned. He never saw himself the settling down and having a family and being a dad sort of type, not after the way he grew up. He was bitter about his own childhood and often pushes it to the side and never talks about it.

Still, he did wind up having a child, albeit not planned. He regretted not being able to be a part of her life, but he tried in the only ways he knew how. He watched her grow from afar and loved her despite everything.

Now, as far as children that don’t belong to him and just children in general? They’re innocent and he views them that way. They haven’t had time to grow up to be assholes or be tainted by what the world is. Still, they also tend to make him nervous because he’s not entirely sure how to act in front of them or what to do. He’s afraid of breaking them. He’s afraid of ruining them. 

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

“You just got head-butted, motherfucker!”- From Bane

21 Jump Street sentence starters

He hadn’t exactly seen it coming, even if he had provoked the much larger man. Eddie had been drinking and was on a roll, pressing buttons as he saw fit and obviously chose the wrong man to mess with. Before he knew what was coming, the behemoth butted his head right into his and he felt a crack before stumbling backwards and giving a chuckle.

“Jesus Christ... You tryin’ to crack my goddamn skull? I was just messin’ with you. Can’t ya take a fuckin’ joke?”

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

“Seriously, if you do that again, I’m gonna Whack-A-Mole you in the balls.”- From Joker

21 Jump Street sentence starters

He takes another very long drag from his cigar before blowing the smoke directly back into the other man’s face. The corners of his lips twitch just enough to reveal something close to a smirk. “Yeah? I’d like to see you fuckin’ try.”

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

“You don’t care about the environment? That’s kind of fucked up, man.” --from Poison Ivy

21 Jump Street sentence starters

“Look around you, sweetheart.” He gestures, already grinning and letting a small chuckle escape. “Whole goddamn world is going to shit. Why should I give a fuck about a tree or a flower anymore than anything else? They’re all gonna die same as the rest of the fuckin’ world and there ain’t a damn thing we can do about it.”

[nyxvuur-blog]

For the sake of character development, feel free to ask me anything you would like to know or are unsure of about my muse.

[aquariiumsarchive-deactivated20]

what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

//So, I had plans to do all this shit and believe me... I tried. (oh my god did I TRY)

But my days off are also my only days to do housework and I had 2 loads of laundry to do, pigs to clean up after and feed and a cat to do the same for as well as things like shower and take care of myself. Adulting is a job on top of a job, kiddos.

That said? I did manage to get my damn thread tracker started. I’ll be working on adding a page and linking that to here so you can see who owes etc if you’re curious. I still need to do work on some headcanons etc, but for now?

I’m going to chill out and answer some asks before bed and back to work tomorrow to see what fresh hell awaits me.

Love, J

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

[adachifag]

they both destroy ships tho

[parenyzia]

Did you just

[theonlythingthatmakessense-blog]

//That moment when @roguesgalleryofgotham just killed me with accidental headcanon for Oscar the fucking Grouch.

“He looks like a stuffed animal that was once loved a lot and then he got old and tossed away and nobody loves him anymore so he lives in a garbage can.”