#roirr

[theloverofdragons]

every show dragonfable has one

(i couldn’t pick just one for the hot one dfghjk)

(the uncrunched image of all the df women is the one that dove posted several years ago on twitter for international women’s day)

[wisp-of-the-willow]

Roirr's whole life really is a shaggy dog story whose punchline is Secundus. I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a dick, but as it is it's both tragic and extremely funny.

[tomixslefttoe]

Roirr: Marzanna says I need to be a more attentive parent.

Some Guy: Oh? How many kids do you have?

Roirr:

Some Guy: My Lord?

Roirr: Shut up, I’m thinking.

[domino-dump]

audio: no children - mountain goats

[katwalrus-aesthetic]

“I simply don’t want to die! I despise the idea of my existence ending…of not being around anymore.”

[captain-cryptid]

Day 29 | 10 Days of Hero Shipping IV

[ Have you brought your daughter? Now, come... Marzanna. This is... your wife. She will give you three children. Ugh… What-! Who are… you… Your wife sends her regards. ]

NPCs: Roirr & Marzanna 100% sure that Marzanna hated Roirr so so so much.

[wisp-of-the-willow]

I wonder what happened to the souls that got ripped out of Roirr when Danyel did forbidden magick. Most likely they unraveled or went wherever souls usually go, but maybe they'll all become Elemental Spirits?

[theloverofdragons]

This latest jump into the Plane of Elemental Spirits had taken more out of him than he’d like to admit, so Roirr took a moment to catch his breath (and bask a little in his greatness, who else could achieve such feats of weaving!) before noticing that this part of the Plane looked…different. The landscape was darker, the trees more warped and there was something in the air-

“Hello father.”

Whirling round with a growl, Roirr blinked at the sight of a female spirit clad in a dark dress with rippling yellow hair, and a soulmark of two intersecting squares on her hand glaring at him. “Can I help you?”

“Ha! Oh please you were a worthless father when I was alive, how could you possibly help ME now I’m dead?”

“You keep calling me ‘father’ but I have no idea who-”

“That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest, you never paid attention to us growing up. But fine, I’ll humour you, as you’re in MY domain after all. I’m Pandora. Now what are you doing here?”

“Pandora…” Roirr furrowed his brows as a vague memory of a small child with tangled golden hair, vitiligo that looked a lot like this spirit’s mask, and brown eyes glowering up at him. “Pandora! My daughter, I do remember! I’m just gathering my strength, my dear, and then I shall be out of your way so you can, I don’t know, mope or whatever it is you do.”

Pandora’s eyes narrowed. “And how long will that take?”

“Oh not too long.”

“Good.”

The last thing Roirr saw before he was literally knocked out of the Plane of Elemental Spirits was a closed fist flying straight at his nose.

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For Half Moon who requested: Something with Roirr? Possibly him getting his face punched in?