New Roller Derby Store Only Sells Creams For Various Itches
Roller Derby players are abuzz with excitement for a brand new shop that only sells a range creams for skin complaints
The store promises to help players tackle sweat rash, ring worm, rink rash, fungal infection, eczema, hand thrush, pit thrush, thrush thrush, hives, nappy rash, derby rash, shingles and gangrene.
"We're so excited to open a bricks and mortar store, run by derby players, for derby players", said owner Rash Nality.
"Back when I started, we had knee-starts and minors, and our knowledge of derby related skin complaints was so limited! It's funny to think that what we called derby rash was actually a whole field of various infections, each requiring a different treatment"
The store, called ‘Itchy Ban’ opens Monday - Google roller derby skin complaints for more info, and always consult a brick and mortar store, by derby players for derby players, before purchasing a skin cream