#rollingvintage

[fredthefreakybarber]

You use very proper grammar....who taught you?

I’ve always been very good with English, second only to my talents in barbering.  

I believe many of my customers followers have enjoyed the grand rhyme I put together, which documented my holiday with my Aunt and her darling Courage.

With Love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

If I let you cut my hair...how short would it be?

Oh, my dear.

I’m afraid there may be nothing left.

That’s so naughty of me, but I certainly can’t help it.

Not that I should like to try.

With Love,

Fred