A Little Bit Nauuughty

Hello new friend, my name is Fred and the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said, my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty. Direct your questions here. My typist has a tumblr of her own. Pay her a visit. A note from my typist.

[fredthefreakybarber]

You have such a dashing smile

Why, thank you dearest anonymous.

While your icon may have no facial structure, I’m sure I could find a hair cut which would suit it quite well. I’m sure it will be quite dashing as well, once I’m through with it.

With love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

Do you ever feel like small and don't matter??

I am actually quite tall, dearest anonymous.

Though, I can say I do get particularly distressed when my Landlords refuse to allow me access to my scissors. Whatever am I to do when I feel naughty?

With love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

Has the day been good for you? I'm feelin' a bit down, I get if you don't get this, you're probably are busy, I'd be nice for a response, would lightin' my day up.

Dearest anonymous,

I’m sorry to hear you are feeling a bit down.

Have you considered a fine haircut? I could recommend my own establishment, however, my landlords may not agree.

With love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

hi

Hello.

[phbelow7]

Courage by kraola

[fredthefreakybarber]

Courage looks so excited to see his friends, doesn't he?  What a sweet, little pooch.

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[fredthefreakybarber]

I do have such fond memories of this moment, of that time when I was ever so naughty.

[mirandaprvce]

freaky fred are you telly the barber

[fredthefreakybarber]

I am curious, who is this Telly?  What is the resemblance? Has he been naughty?

[fredthefreakybarber]

are you back? great news

Let’s just say, I’ve found a little inspiration.

With Love,

Fred

[micheuarts]

Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I’ve been… very naughty.

  This was my favorite episode in courage, it also happens to be the one I think is the creepiest! 

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[fredthefreakybarber]

Christmas is just around the corner, isn't it?

[louslyscrewed]

So I was messing around with some friends talking about Five Nights at Freddie’s when my friend decided to fuck around on Photoshop. We got this as a horrifyingly funny result:

But he didn’t stop there, he wanted to go the extra mile.

Jesus Christ, but even still, he wanted to top it all off with one more edit:

"The Security Guard,  My friend was called,  With his cameras,  He watched the rooms and halls,  But when he forgot to check them all,  I couldn’t help but be… nauuuughty”

[fredthefreakybarber]

I think I would like to play this game.

It seems rather delightful, doesn't it?

[baby-fruitbat]

And that day I decided to never go to the hairdresser ever again.

[fredthefreakybarber]

I would beg you to reconsider, especially if your hair is quite long.  

Oh, I am practically salivating at the thought.  How naughty of me.

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[fredthefreakybarber]

It's been a while, hasn't it, my dears?

[fredthefreakybarber]

Hey Fred, I was wondering what your thoughts are on your own hair? Do you feel an urge to trim it the way you do other people's?

It’s…different, from other hair.  It doesn't feel the same.  I don’t get the same joy cutting my own that I get when cutting another’s luscious locks. I don’t…feel naughty at all, actually.

With Love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

I just finally finished reading all your posts! Maybe, for my diligence, I could have a free trim? Just a trim, nothing more?

My dear, I do not think I could stop myself at “just a trim."  Oh no, definitely not.  I’m afraid I wouldn't be able to help myself from getting a little naughty.

With Love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

You use very proper grammar....who taught you?

I’ve always been very good with English, second only to my talents in barbering.  

I believe many of my customers followers have enjoyed the grand rhyme I put together, which documented my holiday with my Aunt and her darling Courage.

With Love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

Can I have your whole poem please? Or whatever you say in the t.v show?

If you search my tag, I daresay you'll find at least a dozen renditions. My loyal customers followers do so love a good rhyme.

With Love,

Fred

[fredthefreakybarber]

If I let you cut my hair...how short would it be?

Oh, my dear.

I’m afraid there may be nothing left.

That’s so naughty of me, but I certainly can’t help it.

Not that I should like to try.

With Love,

Fred