ethominumspesfallunt asked: ♋
John and Natasha have the occasional “training sessions”, to teach each other things they don’t know. She teaches him how to use guns and weapons and he teaches her prayers and spells. That’s no secret.
The little tidbit that they’ve kept confined is an afternoon where Nat tried teaching John a few Russian prayers. It started off well enough, until they both just realized John had no fucking aptitude for languages whatsoever, and it ended in alarming amounts of pointless laughter and Nat smacking John over the head with a prayer mat when he wouldn’t stop saying “but it DOES sound like a dick joke”.
(But pillowfights are unprofessional, so they don’t bring it up much.)















