Hi, I don’t know if it is your type of thing, but if you did headcanons..May I ask for some headcanons of having a romantic Christmas with Modern AU!Jaskier, please? Thanks so much! 😘
Hi! I feel awful for being like “yes, I’ll do head canons super fast” and then leaving this to sit.
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Modern!AU Christmas w/ Jaskier:
He and Geralt get into a spat over “It’s Christmas” “No, it’s Yule.”
You have to go caroling. He’s the one weirdo that brings a guitar because ‘a cappella is overdone.’
He thinks that light shows put to music is obnoxious and takes away from the splendor of the song.
Jaskier always adds more booze to the eggnog because ‘its Christmas!’
So many mistletoe moments. He keeps a sprig in his back pocket.
Decorating Christmas cookies becomes an Olympic sport because he can’t pick one type to make, so he just makes them all which means you have to decorate them all.
He’s a fan of ugly Christmas Sweaters and matching pajamas. Geralt wouldn’t match with him and Yennefer made fun of his sweater so you’re his safe space.
He insists on dressing up and reading Twas the Night Before Christmas at the local Children’s hospital with you as his elf/Mrs. Claus.
He’s very bad at wrapping, but insists on wrapping presents for all the kids.
He has a night cap that he wears specifically on Christmas Eve. It looks like an elf hat, but its whackier.
He leaves carrots out for the reindeer after Geralt told him that its not fair if you don’t give anything to the animals that take him places.
Jaskier makes you watch all the Rankin-Bass claymation films.
He sings all the songs. All of them.
For some reason he always has a candy cane on him? December 1st rolls around and suddenly his breath is minty fresh constantly.
There is a right way and a wrong way to make hot cocoa. You learn quickly that just using water is the wrong way.
He likes to support small businesses and artisans when Christmas shopping, although he will go into a department store if he absolutely has to. He used to try to make his gifts, but he learned that he couldn’t do everything well and decided to leave it to people who were actually good at things like knitting and welding.
Tbh, I can see him being a holiday proposal kind of guy, but it has to be perfect.
Slight snow fall as you’re in a horse drawn carriage going to a frozen lake to skate.
You’re the only people there, skating and having fun.
Suddenly all the trees are illuminated with lights.
He pulls a guitar out from the sleigh.
He serenades you with “All I Want for Christmas is You” but its slow and romantic.
He finishes and asks you to marry him, saying that he hopes that he doesn’t have to go into “Last Christmas” by wham!, but that he practiced it if he must.
You tell him he’s being silly. Of course you say yes.
He pulls out that mistletoe from his back pocket.
You kiss and he slips on the ring.
I have a weird headcanon about you getting frisky when he comes back from the children’s hospital and singing ‘Santa baby’ to him while giving him a lap dance or something and it goes from like 0 to 100 real quick