(@remus) Virgil doesn't like you that way though, He likes your brother
(Remus laughs again, but you do see an angry eyebrow twitch in there somewhere,)
Remus: No he doesn’t! He’s just manipulating him! --Which I will kick his ass for, don’t get me wrong. I love my idiot brother~
Remus: Besides, they wouldn’t work together well~ I mean, Virgil’s a paranoid, self-serving, closed off freakshow, and Roman’s an attention-starved, innocent, arrogant prick! They’re going to butt heads constantly, Roman will start to worry that Virgil doesn’t really care about him when Virgil refuses to give Roman his undivided attention, and Virgil will take all of Roman’s instinctual insulting tirades personally, and kaboom~!
Remus: They’d go down in flames, even if they were actually trying~! And as much absolute violent fun that would be to witness, I’m not going to let my reformed-murderer best friend and insecure, unstable kid brother kill each other.











