In case anybody asks, the weird square marks on my face are from my keyboard. I thought it only happened in movies and books, but laptop naps are a 100% real thing. You think that one extra hour of work would do no harm, wake up with a long line of letters and completely forgetting what you were trying to write in the first place. Lose-lose, and I have to wear my shame on my cheek. Hilarious irony, I know.
Now there’s a sticky note telling me to take naps -- but first, wine. Lord knows I need it.














