#ron suarez

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Elanet is off from work today, so Elly is joining her mom at the store.

Is this the new cult uniform? Did Townie David join the cult?

Ron: I'm not very impressed by the quality of these radishes, miss.

Eileen: Yeah, I know. Why are you guys always in here anyway?

Ron: It's important to stay connected to your community! The Great Plumbbob says that—

Eileen: Ah, ah, no proselytizing allowed in the store.

Ron: Hmph. This store isn't stocked very well, either.

Eileen: Yeah, it's WINTER. There's no more honey to put on the shelves. We didn't even used to fucking open in winter, half this shit is imported. Buy a radish or leave.

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Speaking many posts ago of Jacob's parents...

Ron: Are these cabbages organic?

Isabel: We practice integrated pest management. Pesticides are limited and we make use of only safer modern varieties.

Ron: That's not a yes.

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Spotted: Hunter talking to local cultist.

Ron: Son, have you been blessed to hear the word of the Great Plumb Bob?

Hunter: No! Tell me more!

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Spotted: Clara chatting with local cultist; and the park has acquired a teenage hangout spot.

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Spotted: not again!!! We just settled that townie’s random grudge with Three last round. Ron, I don’t think the Great Plumb Bob approves of poking violence.

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Isabella’s landlord threw a party in the upstairs hallway, because why not have a hallway party? This is it. This is the entirety of the party: Ron and, uh, whatsherface Basmath making out and Jules’s new girlfriend, whatshername Ella, repeatedly poking the landlord.