I think it’s a good thing that Faith didn’t just start calling everyone by their first letter.
FAITH: “F. …F. F!” SPIKE: “Just say the sodding word.” FAITH: “Wait… F, me? But, F, you!” [Points at Winifred] FRED: “What?” FAITH: “No, the letter.” FRED: “But I start with ‘W’.” FAITH: “So, does Willow, Wesley…” WOOD: “Wait. So, Rona is R, but I also start with an ‘R’ or am I ‘W’?” BUFFY: “And when we swapped bodies, I was with who?” FAITH: “You know what, first and last. Do we know any other ‘D’s’?” [pause] “Dawn, you’re now D.S.” DAWN: “I thought I was the Key.” FAITH: “Which makes Buffy, B…” BUFFY: “Do not finish that.”
Ignore how bad I am at writing their dialog, please.

















