I Pick My Poison; Chapter 7 [ao3 / ff.net] Season 7 Prompt: “Drunk Regina wants Gold so badly and she annoys everyone in storybrook season by season?”
Music boomed from the speakers within the bar and Roni, actually, Regina whined as she leaned her body against the bar top, face pressing hard against the cold surface, fingers wrapped around the glass that had long lost the heat from Rumple's fingers. She had ran her tongue all over where his mouth had been after having more than a few whiskey's herself. The empty bottle near her face was no indication as to how much she had drank.
And especially not the other empty bottle in the trash bin.
"He's going to make me go this alone. He will. That evil devil with the sexy and dark beautiful eyes. The ones that belong to my dark prince, my gold, my my..." Huffing out a sigh, she pressed the glass to her lips and allowed her tongue to brush against the cold surface before pulling it away from her mouth. "Evil evil imp man. I fucking you love you, you know that? So fucking much...you...you devil, you gorgeous handsome devil..."
The instinct to hop up onto the bar surged through her like a wave of lava and fuck everything, she gave in. Hopping up onto the cold surface, spreading her legs enough so that her groin was against it as she moved her hips, arms gripping the sides of the arm to pull and tug her like she had done back home. Back on that couch in Snow's place.
Jacinda walks in then, having forgotten her phone at work when she catches Roni on the throws of some sort of mental breakdown, or at least that is what she's guessing. "Roni?"
"Oh? So you're my new Emma?" She asks, turning over onto her side and reaching a hand out.
"Who's Emma, Roni?" Jacinda steps hesitantly closer to the bar, one foot before the other and yet the look on her face seems as if she thinks Roni might launch at her like a cat. From the way Roni is scowling, it might be true, so she stops before stepping any closer. "Are you...Drunk?" The stink of whiskey is heavy in the air and the object of Henry's affection places her hands on her own hips and gives her boss a look she used to give Lucy when she had done something bad — like draw on the walls with permanent markers. "Well, let's get you home."











