ron/cormac is my guilty pleasure toxic yaoi, thank u very much. bottom ron truthers rise up please.
cormac is one hundo the sort of top whose only technique is jackhammering the bottom without even a semblance of care or finesse. he's very lucky that ron gives off "snap me like a twig, spit's fine, baby" vibes.
ron is also the only person in history who could probably be made to believe that eating a pound of doxy eggs for a bet is romantic. it's giving spring wedding.













