Jan 19, 2024
me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
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me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
Today I met this little girl in the drive-thru and I really liked bow she had in her hair so I went to tell her AND THEN HER MOM SHOWED ME HOW TO SIGN IT TO HER AND I JUST *crumbles to the floor in a fit of sobs and tears*
Having to wait another week for my paycheck felt like slowly watching myself descend into madness and it…truly was a time
I wish millipedes were cat or medium-dog-sized because then I could pick them up and sit them on my lap, and then I’d kiss each and every one of their little leggies
I find it just a lil bit funny how my lobster monster post continues to blow up my phone and I never even got the job…I’m at a donut shop rn
*texting with tears in my eyes*
please PLEASE CAN I RUB MY ANTENNAE ALL OVER YOU PLEASE PLEAsE PLE
I don't know why my jaw is hurting but seeing as to how I *still* can't unhinge my jaw (for personal, non-menacing reasons ofc) I'm gonna need this pain to go away.
I hate that overall, a routine would be great for me and I’d function a bit better if I scheduled out my entire day, but I never do that bc if I get stuck repeating the same thing every day my brain will literally become evil and work against me.