#rookjei

[blondeaxolotl]

whatever bro, happy birthday rook enjoy your dumb date

[alan-without-the-an]

[blondeaxolotl]

Scariest duo but their dumb love for each other makes them a true dream couple

and speaking of dreams...

said dream will forever stay a dream, sad for an eel and his doomed crush on a hunter

How unfortunate it is to be left alone for another night while your brother and friend are out having sleepovers separately at their partners dorms again, having no one to talk to about this dream you're constantly being tormented by but yourself. It makes you feel envy towards those (specifically your brother and friend) who have something you don't, wondering how it would feel like to be loved by someone who gets you like that.

Sadly, you did the mistake of falling for the one guy who's attention is always focused on someone else rather than you, who's mind and attention is always occupied by them, not you. Makes you want to compete and win him over, but the issue is you will never be a queen of poison or a lion prince, I guess you can't have every thing in life no matter how much you crave it. Better just wait for this dumb crush to go away on it's own then, as it was never going to work out anyway.

Since you never had him to begin with, you will never have him sooner or later.

[blondeaxolotl]

Your influence is a powerful thing(making me + others brainrot over jeirook) and I both fear and respect it /pos

You’re so evil, thank you 🙏

You're welcome, as a treat you get more jeirook aka part 2 of Jade and his doomed crush on Rook

His ass does not have a CHANCE LMAOAOAOOAO

mini comic inspired by this song

[blondeaxolotl]

So, uh, you want more Jaderook angst from yours truly?

Little mermaid AU where instead of turning into a human, Jade turns himself into full on gazelle

Rook and Jade already know each other and Jade, as is so common, is not the object of Rook's affectione so as to become what the Hunter desires he turns himself into his prey to lure him into a chase so for once Jade can be his focus, can be wanted by him, at least in some way and it's elating to know just this once for certain that Rook is with him, he can run and sprint over rocks, could go through plains, rivers, hills and mountains and Rook would always be behind him, follow him, reach for him, he has no need to try and go after or appeal to Rook like this, for once Rook is pursuing him instead, behind him, for once Jade is Rook's goal

And then he gets shot and eated <3

(When Rook gets to him it's ecstasy, all that adrenaline cumulating in the ultimate act of joining, consumption, he has been caught, his hunter has put so much effort into catching up just so he could have him, Jade is chosen by Rook, he is being grasped by Rook, forever will he be with Rook, a part of him eternally, what dizzying affection it is for every piece to be wanted from the first limb to the heart inside your chest to your eyes witnessing what you has given him running down his mouth)

Rook is somewhat confused why that gazelle tastes like fish

Bonus: Rook goes to shore to meet up with the faithful eel that has somehow always been there when he came, listening to his rambling without a hint of discomfort or annyoance, for the first time he is not there and he waits, completly still and wordlessly, at the water for a full day as it washes the blood off his feet and the red tinge fades into the ocean

Bonus: Azul did it and waits for Jade to return who told him he wanted a gazelles abilities to explore and experience nature through the eyes of it's inhabitants

bro came back for part 2 of jaderook angst holy SHITTTTT