DID SOMEONE SAY MARRIED LIFE MEME
shit
Poncho Libre
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
cassy.
forgets to run the dish washer
cassy.
pumps gas for the car drives when they’re going somewhere
tuccha.
rearranges the furniture
tuccha gets frustrated if everything isn't as efficient as possible.
falls asleep with the TV on
both of them tbh.
gets to use the bathroom first
assy needs 2 moisturise.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
tuccha will fight him on this.
sets up holiday decorations
cassy.
leaves the lights on
cassy if anyone.
uses the bathroom with the door open
probably cassy.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
tuccha fixes it herself.
Roomhates
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
avelem; hestil bitches about it endlessly.
forgets to run the dish washer
avelem.
pumps gas for the car drives when they’re going somewhere
avelem; hestil is helpless with vehicles.
rearranges the furniture
hestil.
falls asleep with the TV on
hestil.
gets to use the bathroom first
avelem probably.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
avelem; hestil doesn't care as long as it's not cold.
sets up holiday decorations
hestil does not trust avelem with string or glitter.
leaves the lights on
save power bills; glow constantly.
uses the bathroom with the door open
do rainbow drinkers even piss.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
i feel like ave would fix it.
Saltcake
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
cassy.
forgets to run the dish washer
deimia or both.
pumps gas for the car drives when they’re going somewhere
cassy would have to.
rearranges the furniture
cassy if anyone.
falls asleep with the TV on
deimia like hella.
gets to use the bathroom first
deimia will whine if she doesn't.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
deimia.
sets up holiday decorations
cassy omg deimia cannot reach.
leaves the lights on
deimia.
uses the bathroom with the door open
cassy.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
deimia tries to call but pussies out because phone calls are scary and makes him do it.
Bonus: Questionable Meat Pies (they're totally married.)
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
cassy.
forgets to run the dish washer
cassy.
pumps gas for the car drives when they’re going somewhere
cassy.
rearranges the furniture
no one touches the furniture but zastri.
falls asleep with the TV on
cassy.
gets to use the bathroom first
asstree.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
zastri my-hive-my-rules
sets up holiday decorations
cassy.
leaves the lights on
cassy.
uses the bathroom with the door open
probably cassy.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
zastri calls the plumber and it's probably because of some kind of catastrophe.
