#roommatestruggles

[unemelancoliepeu]

Living with a roommate sucks; I can't cry myself to sleep anymore, they'll just interrupt me with their compassion.

[undeadassociation]

Modern Vampires - Short #18

Anna: "Alysia, please." Alysia: "I didn't say anything!" Anna: "You didn't say anything, but you have had the exact same synth-pop chorus looping in your head for three hours and because my psychic shields are down, I have it looping in my head. Either sing the bridge or think about something else. I am begging you." Alysia: "I don't know the bridge! That's why I'm stuck on the chorus!"

Art by LilithielGames at DeviantArt.

[younggardenerdaze-blog1]

If only this could be comprehended

[thezombiunicorn]

#RoommateStruggles

[thelifeoffudz]

Wifey Training 101

I didn't realize that girls can be gross but I believe that I've come to terms that girls can be just as disgusting if not more then boyz. Literally every time I'm cleaning my roommate's dishes or pots and pans that she uses i legit keep repeating "Im training to wifey duties" over and over in my head so i don't cut a hoe (not that my roommate is a hoe, cause trust me she's far from it).

Now I'm not saying I'm any better, sometimes I leave a dish here and there or I don't put them in the dishwasher right after I use it, but the least I do is soak the pots and pans so they don't mess up since they're my moms. I just don't wanna be cut by momma cause roommate doesn't know how to soak a pot after leaving her dried up pasta in there for 4 hours. 

Other then dishes, I didn't realize that I would end up having to vacuum carpet I didn't want. Even though before we put the deposit on apartment roommate said she would do most of the vacuum since I compromised agreed to carpet. 

The one thing I miss about dorm life is the fact they make you do a roommate agreement so if they don't do ish that they said they would you just be like its in the agreement, I win, get your clothes out of the living its not your f***ing closet. 

Now don't take this as an "I hate my roommate" rant. Cause me and roommate are homegurls and she does do some stuff around the house and cleans occasionally too/ Honestly I just need to grow a pair of lady balls and tell homegurl so that I don't get annoyed in our home. I just think its gonna be awkward when if I sit there and complain to homegurl about cleaning  her ish and keeping mutual areas clean and she doesn't say anything back to me. But i'm sure that I've done things that annoy her too. I just don't want to be nagging her but I ain't her mother either.

*COMPLAINING OVER, WORKING ON GROWING LADY PAIR*