The Rooster
This is a stand up rooster. He is non-discriminatory and hangs with the cows. In thanks they give his feathers a cow lick. The shading is pretty good, it’s subtle around the neck but still shows the feathers. His legs look a little short tho. 8/10
Be nice this rooster was traumatized as a young chick. The gradient on the neck is atrocious, I hate it. The tail is very full and organized. His head is extremely small compared to his body and I’m a little concerned for his wellbeing. 6.9420/10
Now this is a good boi. He’s on his way to tend to his chicks like a good father. I love the simplicity that Microsoft used, and the black bold lines were working until the tail. 9/10
Another nice tail, very voluminous. This is the first rooster who has a visible wing and they did it wrong. The shading is horrible, why is his wing detached??? Plus it weirdly looks upside down. 4.75/10
That’s how you do a wing, very nice and cohesive with the rest of the rooster. The clean cartoony style works really well here, he is a good boi. Compliment him on his tail, he’s insecure about its size. 9.78/10
A very simple boi, which works for the most part. Except the feet. It looks like some took two baby fingers and attached them together. They are a disgrace against this cute bean. 3/10 I’m sorry
Facebook at it again with the amazing detail, shading, and overall content. They seem to get animals and inanimate objects right but struggle with the human face aspects. Wonder why????? (It’s the lizard) 10/10
A very proud rooster. He intimidates the other rooster on the farm with his large comb (yes that’s what it’s called, I looked it up). His tail is often used as a weapon against his challengers. 8.5/10
Watch out this rooster is about to deliver feces from a website he lovingly called hisbutt.com. His eyes have no guilt or life in them, you cannot talk him out of doing anything. The black lines around him are abhorred paired with the perpetual gray brown shading. I hate it. -35/10
Ummmmm... who released the apocalyptic harbinger of evil into this world??? Next time please shut the door fully in you way out mom. He doesn’t have feathers he’s just lumpy by the looks of that shading. He must have been dipped in oil to get that colour on both his comb, wattles (seriously who comes up with these names), and his feet. -666/10