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roryfluenta replied to your post: so bang bang just came on an ad and i...

my neck my back lick my pussy n my crack

u turn it on randomly tell me u don't go absolutely insane dancing to it

"Baby, do I have stretch marks?"

text ;; asshole

court: your baby is kicking

court: not that you care

court: obviously you don't even want it to be /your/ baby

court: but i just thought i'd tell you

court: ok bye

court: ... rory?

court: my shit's in your room. i want it back...

" I want a slushy."

"Do you even like me anymore?"

"I don't get why companies show more sad commercials around Christmas, people are just gonna skip over them so why waste your time producing more?"

[ + two new followers }

"This is awful." Stop talking, Alaska. "It's completely predictable, and the plot is completely overused. You're so getting an F."

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