#rorysrants

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hang on. hang the fuck on.

the shadows are graves men. they’re his family. they’re his children. they’re his BABIES.

why the FUCK would he ever side with shepherd about anything after the man got his babies killed?!!!? FOR NO REASON!!!! and just sat there like a bump on a goddamn log while graves babies were crying out for their dad to come rescue them, and graves was begging for the general to get them back up to call in another team and he REFUSED

graves should hate his guts. he should have to fist fight price for the right to make him eat a bullet.

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we have a problem. i haven't been around the last few months because i suck (though sadly not any dick) but i did NOT get more of the omegaverse completed. i actually...i've written three 'single mom' fics out of five (that have no actual smut, just lots of love+lust at first sight horniness, who the fuck do i think i am) and now idk what to do about it. so have a poll on which do you want first

welcome to king burger where we can do it your way but don't get crazy

ABO 1st you PROMISED idc if there are three other fics ready to go

single mom ??? ... hell yeah brother post that shit

Voting ended onJan 3

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i changed my mind i not longer want a masters degree i just want to be a kept woman by the 141

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“giving all the male characters you write for a big dick is lazy and inaccurate”

god forbid a girl be horny!!!

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soap has short switch energy. and I’m tired of pretending he doesn’t. that man tops out at 5’9” and loves to tell other men he’s 5’7”.

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you guys i'm going through my drafts and i am so funny and smart and sexy. truly no one is doing it like me. as an aside, everyone should get vaguely horny and a little tipsy and go through their creations to appreciate their own brain. you're smarter than you think you are and better than you hope.

also hornier. much, much hornier

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lmao confirmed mandatory overtime for my whole team just went out, guess who's working 65 hours this week but not at the overtime rate because 'it's a holiday week' so we're just getting paid our regular rate

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what do you think phillip graves' zodiac sign is?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE aries energy. passionate, ambitious, high energy, extremely driven. also selfish and temperamental, impulsive and LIIIIIIVES on adrenaline for good or bad