“ if you’ve come to comment on the CAT EARS , believe me , evie’s done that enough to me to last me a LIFETIME , “ milo drones , barely looking up from his phone as he swipes left on tinder , once , twice , three times , all unimpressed with the amount of MONEY each person seems to flash in their pictures or bio . “ so unless you have something worth talking about , i have mediocre men to swipe on in shame so , “ he holds up iphone as if proof , barely looking up towards the other . ( @rosamiefms )















