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[ofmimis]

                      don’t  be  a  coward  .  look  forward  .  it’s  all  you’re  good  for  .                              milo  moore  ,   as  written  by  pluto  for  duskfellhq  .

[thegoldfinchsource]

Me! You have me!

Oakes Fegley and Finn Wolfhard as THEODORE DECKER and BORIS PAVLIKOVSKY in THE GOLDFINCH (2019) dir. John Crowley.

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oflallement​ !

“ YOU’RE USED TO DRINKING WORSE, SO YOU DON’T LIKE THIS ? ”   he chuckles, taking a sip of his own drink.   “ how do you even know what you’re drinking ?   you haven’t looked up from your work once. i’m all for getting work done, but there’s a time and a place. now put the papers away before someone spills something on them. ”   how milo can even pay attention to what he’s doing right now is beyond cassius.

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          “  what  can  i  say  ,  i  just  have  clearly  more  refined  tastes  than  you  ,  cas  .  “   although  milo  can’t  stop  the  snort  that  comes  from  him  ,  eyes  still  trained  on  the  paper  ,  but  the  words  are  floating  ,  and  he  can’t  concentrate  very  well  ,  only  for  tuts  to  come  from  his  mouth  .  “  ah  ,  see  ,  that’s  where  you’re  WRONG  .  if  someone  spills  something  on  them  ,  i  don’t  have  to  GRADE  them  at  all  and  put  myself  through  the  torture   of  reading  about  what  wild  JFK  conspiracy  the  kids  have  come  up  with  this  week  .  it’s  a  foolproof  plan  ,  my  fanged  friend  .  “

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rosamiefms​ !

         ‘  you’re  not  one  of  mine  ,   i  don’t  particularly  care  who  says  what  .   i’ll  care  when  i’m  the  one  dressing  you  .  ’   she  is  the  owner  of  a  fashion  company  ,   after  all  ,   money  always  coming  in  as  she  does  so  .   bambi  eyes  flicker  over  the  man’s  phone  ,   head  tilting  to  the  side  .    ‘  you  don’t  want  to  date  any  of  the  men  in  this  room  ,   though  ,   i’ll  tell  you  that  much  .  ’ 

           “  maybe  i  SHOULD  have  you  dressing  me  NEXT  year  , “ he  sighs  in  a  defeated  kind  of  way  ,  continuing  to  mindlessly  swipe  on  the  dating  app  ,  before  cocking  an  eyebrow  upwards  .  “  oh  ?  who  should  i  be  watching  out  for  ,  then  ?  “

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evielallemxnt​ !

“IT WAS GOING fine before you opened your mouth,” she shot back – her voice taking on a snarky tone as she reveled in quiet fury, crossed arms and all. How he could ignore the blatant a n g e r which rolled off her in waves only irritated the girl more. “I laid out ARMANI for you ─ vintage Armani, at that, and YOU decide to show up in pre-sexual Ariana Grande drag?”

Evie scoffed as her eyes finally relented upon the disgrace that were the cat ears and down at the papers strewn across the bar top, a visual of red chicken scratch and what looked like to be drawings of the poop emoji amongst them. “And are you seriously grading homework at a GALA? I just ─ - is it T O O late to return you? I kept the receipt.”

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               “  boo  hoo  .  go  cry  about  it  ,  loser  ,  “  he scoffs  rolling  his  eyes  ,  and  as  if  there’s  icing  to  put  on  the  cake  ,  he  tugs  on  the  fabric  of  his  suit  ,  “  and  this  shit  ?  on  the  clearance  rack  from  MACY’S  with  an  extra  fifty  percent  off  with  my  RED  STAR  CARD  .  suck  it  ,  lallement  .  “  cheshire  like  grin  ,  before  shaking  his  head  ,  bells  on  ears  only  to  enunciate  the  action  .

             milo  shrugs  ,  taking  her  irritation  in  stride  ---  no  secret  that  he  lives  off  of  it  ,  even  if  just  a  little  bit  .  “  the  papers  don’t  grade  themselves  ,  and  to  be  honest  ,  it’s  better  than SURGICALLY  removing  people’s  lips  from  my  ass  like  you  have  to  ,  “  and  a  pause  ,  “  believe  me  evie  ,  my  life  was  just  fine   before  i  met  you  .  do  me  the  FAVOR  and  return  me  instead  of  making  empty  threats  .  “

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eliza-wilden​ !

An eyebrow was raised as she tried to figure out if he was serious or not. “I’m pretty sure there’s no coffee bar.” Who knows though, there might actually be one tucked up. It seems like they pulled out all the stops so she wouldn’t be surprised. “Did you seriously come to a gala just to grade papers. That probably would’ve been much easier if you had stayed home and you wouldn’t have had to dress up in something ridiculous.” Eliza impulsively reached up to flick one of the bells.

             “  yes  ,  i  did  .  sorry  we  don’t  all  have  the  time  to  schmooze  and  ENJOY  ourselves  ,  “  he  scowls  ,  rolling  his  eyes  before  shrugging  his  SHOULDERS  ,  only  to  instinctively  bat  her  hands  away  ,  even  from  the fake  bells  ,  it’s  a  habit  ,  as  if  they’re  no  different  from  his  real  ones  .  “  hey  ! hands  off  the  merchandise  lady  !  “

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              “ you know , i didn’t think i could hate people more , but THE GUY i just swiped right on tinder right now , i just saw him and --- wow , he’s an asshole , “ milo says shamelessly , cringing inwardly , “ he just put his hand on some girl’s ass , so i’m going to unmatch with him before i mcfreaking lose my marbles . and maybe take a shot . or ten . would you like to join me ? “  (  @cffleurie​ )

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              “ if you’ve come to comment on the CAT EARS , believe me , evie’s done that enough to me to last me a LIFETIME , “ milo drones , barely looking up from his phone as he swipes left on tinder , once , twice , three times , all unimpressed with the amount of MONEY each person seems to flash in their pictures or bio . “ so unless you have something worth talking about , i have mediocre men to swipe on in shame so , “ he holds up iphone as if proof , barely looking up towards the other . (  @rosamiefms​  )

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             “ y’all need better choices in booze , “  he chides the other , swirling his drink gently in the square glass , listening to the glass clinks as the ice hits it , but doesn’t even look up from the paper he’s grading . “ or maybe i’m just too used to bottom shelf --- and BEFORE you bitch at me for not mingling , cas , you’re lucky i even SHOWED UP ! “  although it’s an empty threat ; something he seems to say every year the gala happens , but still ends up showing up . “ sit and have a drink and listen to me complain about my students instead of mingling . it’s much more entertaining , i promise . “  (  @oflallement​  )

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             “ how does anyone have any fun at these things , just sucking up to each other as an attempt to make nice ? “ milo rolls his eyes , and takes a sip of coffee , shaking his head . “ like ... it’s such a waste of time and energy . “ he sighs , takes a look at the other , “ way to make me feel underdressed , holy shit . next time i’ll have you style me so i don’t look like a COMPLETE moron next year . “ ( @aprilsims​ )

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                milo offers his best smile to the other , unsure of exactly how to approach --- never been one for OUTWARD KINDNESS , or asking for help for that matter . “ do they have a coffee bar or something at this shit ? “ he offers awkward chuckle , holding up empty disposable coffee cup , “ i ran out of the one i brought with me , and i don’t think i’ll get through the rest of these papers without it . i’d owe you my life and my first born if you let me know if i could get some here . “  (  @eliza-wilden​ )

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           “  have we met before ? i’m sure i’d remember a face like yours , “  the sarcasm floods heavy into his voice as he takes a sip from his coffee ; grimacing as he feels the vodka he poured in it earlier hit the back of his throat , before shaking his head , as if that’s supposed to help , but the fake cat ears with bells only shake at this , and does nothing but make his head hurt . tosses the red grading pen on top of the paper in front of him before glancing towards the other .“ i’m off the CLOCK theo . for you at least . so what can i do for you this fine ... i don’t even know what fucking day it is . “ ( @theodcras​ )

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            “ i’m definitely not drunk enough to be here , “  scowl dances ‘pon lips as he fidgets with the cat ears , “ and these stupid fucking cat ear clips are making my head hurt , and i just read a paper about how JFK definitely wouldn’t have been killed , “ peers at the paper in front of him , squinting as he looks past the red marks on the paper , “ ‘ if he just dodged the bullets , forehead ‘ , “ milo scowls , before tossing the paper onto marble bar top . “ please tell me your night is going just as horribly as mine . “ ( @evielallemxnt​ )

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duskgodfrey​ !!

“any chance you could help me fix my bowtie?” the young witch asked sheepishly, a blush tinting their pale flesh. without magic, he was absolutely helpless. “i’ll totally owe you one.”

@duskstart​

            “  oh come on , you can’t even do a BOWTIE ? an actual tie is supposed to be the hard one , champ , “  teasing lilt , there’s no mal intent in his voice , before approaching the other , showing him his hands , as if trying to reassure them he means no hard . “ look at what i’m doing , because i’m only gonna do it once ; then you’re gonna have to do it yourself . “ milo gently tugs the fabric of the bowtie in his hands , tying it with quick ease , before letting out a snort . “ the only thing you could do to OWE ME ONE is to help with work --- and i don’t think you want to be stuck grading shitty papers on the COLD WAR for the rest of this crappy ... shindig . “

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ANNUAL AUTUMN GALA : INSIDER EDITION !

phew , can i just say dilf ? a crowd favorite , our very own history teacher shows up again to the gala fresh off the ferry ! milo moore tried to escape my clutches , but fear not dear readers , i managed to flag him down and get a good look at his outfit this year . always seeming to one up himself , last year having come as a greek god , this year comes donned in a nice , all black ensemble , with a pair of --- of cat ears ? a little bell on each that make a noise whenever he turns his head . tucked under his left arm is a leather bag with papers sticking out of it , right hand holding a large cup of hot coffee . when asked about the flavor , he simply deadpanned, “vodka”, before walking off . my guess is that you can find our dear HISTORY TEACHER CAT BOY at the bar , grading papers once again , as he does every year . i’d suggest not to spill anything on his papers this year , last year he chewed out the poor woman in red when she did ! however , let it be known , i still don’t see a ring , ladies and gentlemen , so you better get your claws into him before someone else does ... or before i do !

                                    off to get me some dilf action , signing off , gabriel goss !

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@evielallemxnt !