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my friend told me to close my eyes and tell him what i was seeing and i was like megan fox and then he said ok what color do you see and i was like rainbow but he wanted me to say black and then “nothing” so he’d say “i’m nothing without you” declaring your romantic feelings to a homosexual is complicated

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nOW I WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR PETS

OKAY, SO MY FIRST PET WAS A STREET DOG MY AUNT RESCUED AND I NAMED HER EMMY IDK HOW TO SPELL THAT. And I had two birds, very cleverly named João and Maria.

One day Maria killed João, and not much time passed and my parents replaced him and I named the other bird João bc I was a v clever kid. Maria killed João II and I think she died bc she was old.

When I was 4, Emmy died. A lot of deaths happen in this story. So my aunt got me another street dog and I cleverly named her -guess- Emmy.

When I was 13 I think my sister got a pug named Chanel. But, really, I’m the one who takes care of her.

One year after we got Chanel, we found out Emmy II had cancer, so she went to surgery and when she was recovering a spider (aranha marrom, bem legal) bit her and then it was too much for her and she passed away on the 7th of July 2011 (I know it because Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows p2 premiere in London, I was watching it online and crying a lot).

I still have Chanel so that’s nice. And my aunt’s cat loves me...

This was kinda sad.

Chanel farts a lot and she’s adopted me as her mother and follows me around all day. :) I think I have a tag for her. Yeah, here.

#sorry it's long i know #rosedicks