#rosemai

[dewyrosies]

Feb 26 2022

Watching the sunrise at 7 am

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rosemai replied to your post: Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies (the...

*holds out hand* You sharing or nah?

I just saw this lol, but help yourself 😊

[ayogukkie]

rosemai replied to your post: rosemai replied to your p...

You’re welcome! Jesus fix it! *hands you prayer cloth and oranges*

I was smashing some clementines at work earlier, like NO I WILL NOT GET SICK! Yeah... [my grandmother already brought out the anointed oils, lol. It's serious oTL]

[ayogukkie]

rosemai replied to your post: Definitely channeling my ...

*passes you warm wet cloth* O_0

*accepts* thank youuu.

Just gonna... sit here and let my body be taken over by bacteria which are no doubt resistant to broad spectrum antibiotics oTL

[ayogukkie]

rosemai replied to your post: On my way home from Sleep...

LMAO! Nooo what happened?

Well... some background to explain my hardships

-I have natural hair

-I am SEVERELY arachnophobic and my fear is equivalent for winged insects

-I don't use public toilets. I don't use the toilets in people's homes unless I REALLY trust and am comfortable with that person.

-I don't like open water, only pools.

-I wash my hands and my face a lot.

-I maintain a relatively boring and healthy diet.

HERE'S HOW THIS SHIT WENT (Prefaced with, "I did have fun, but shit...")

When we got to the campground, we had to walk 1.5 miles through the woods to the campsite. They must smell my fear and my shea butter because it felt like they were targeting my ass

The only place to go to the bathroom was this nasty ass outhouse. I could  not. I refused. No. FTS. HASHTAG THEFUCKILOOKLIKE

This left me with 2 options: The woods (With bugs? Fuck that.) or the lake (Open water or ants crawling up my leg and into my bits?)

I was only able to pee twice while I was gone for the above reason

There was no real food. The trip there we got food, but we subsisted on pop tarts, handi-snacks, the makings of s'mores, 1 pack of mini-sausages, and creamy swiss cheese.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I GOT BITTEN BY A FLY!

FLIES BITE MOTHERFUCKERS?! LIKE.... NEVER IN MY LIFE.

I SLEPT IN A TENT. MY NECK. MY BACK. IT WAS COLD.

Just... OMG I CLIMBED A FUCKING TREE. *THROWS HANDS UP AND WALKS AWAY*

[lestwins]

You and these damn Drake remixes. Got me jiggin' in my seat. You've got to go!

lmao! I'm sorry, but they bang!