#roslanpike002

[solmatua]

( @heyroslan, @thecdorebabineaux ) “What’s up, YouTube, it’s ya bois Solomon, Roslan, and Theo here with the very first episode of Cape Hazel Cryptids,” Solomon said into the camera he held at an armslength, surely capturing one of his worst angles for internet-wide posterity. As he, Theo, and Roslan crunched through the snowy woods, he continued, “We’re out here looking for one of the cape’s most quintessential legends, Yeff. Local lore says Yeff is a flamboyant, almost ghostly cryptid who bears a striking resemblance to the town mayor, Zeff Goldlbum, but no one has definitively concluded if Zeff and Yeff are two different entities. Any comments, boys?” Solomon asked, turning the camera back to Theo and Roslan walking ahead of him.

[grceoh]

( @heyroslan ) As she walked Bear through town, Grace noticed something yellow tumble from the bag of the person ahead of her. “Hey, you dropped something,” she said loudly as she reached down to pluck it from the ground. “Oh,” Grace said as her brain recognized the decorative mask from last Friday, and when she looked up to see Roslan, connecting the dots, she repeated. “Oh. I mean, Roslan, hey, you dropped your mask.”