#rossi rambles

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[lilarossiofficial]

Fun fact: people have verified that a coin dropped from a skyscraper won't get so fast to hurt someone at the building's feet... And people still go on the Empire State Building's top and throw down coins to see what happens.

So, I can’t kill Monarch by throwing a coin off the tower?

Disappointing.

[lilarossiofficial]

Who do you think would win at poker between you and Rena Rouge?

I don’t think I’d trust Rena to play poker.

She seems like to type to use Sleight of hand against me.

That or she’ll eat the cards when I’m not looking.

[lilarossiofficial]

I've heard this theory that Ladybug is your classmate Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Does your classmate have so little fashion sense?

Marinette? As Ladybug?

Please, that girl couldn’t walk upright with a metal pole taped to her back. Let alone pull off the acrobatic acts Ladybug does.

And ugh… between you and me, I don’t think anyone has any fashion sense, we’ve all worn the same outfits… like almost always

[lilarossiofficial]

Sometimes I look at past Akumas and wonder exactly what drugs Hawkmoth was on when he designed the Akuma.

I mean, look at this:

Plastic knock off clown freak.

[lilarossiofficial]

You know, in all my time working for the Agreste brand I don’t think I’ve ever been paid once.

@gabrielagresteofficial what’s up with that?

[lilarossiofficial]

Why do you have your akumatized self as your banner?

Because I look like 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Next question.

[lilarossiofficial]

Do Ladybug and Chat Noir have a tumblr?

I’d like to report an Akuma… yeah, it’s the pigeon man… he’s making a big nest on the Eiffel Tower.

It’s ugly, get rid of it.