Official Blog Of Lila Rossi

Student of Françoise Dupont, Model for the Agreste Brand, I love Travelling and meeting new people. Ladybug- DON’T READ THIS.

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

According to Adrien, I think they saw a future together with four cabbage patch kids instead of actual babies and now whenever either of them see cabbage patch kids they burst into tears ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[lilarossiofficial]

I… don’t know how to respond to that.

Aside from that asking if it would be in poor taste for me to get them one as some point or on some special occasion?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

You'd get them one no matter what I say, knowing you

[lilarossiofficial]

I mean… if they really do miss them so much

Would it really be bad of me to… Reunite them?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

If you have to do it, do it with tact please? I don't wanna have to deal with a sobbing Adrien or Marinette

[lilarossiofficial]

I’ll be Tactful,

And Discreet.

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

No you won't.

@adrienagresteofficiel Hey you good?

[lilarossiofficial]

You don’t know me.

I can be very Discreet.

… and Tactful.

[official-zoelee]

Lila, you're literally in the drama club?? I don't think any of us are capable of being discreet honestly 🤷‍♀️

[lilarossiofficial]

There’s very little you know about me Zoë.

But thank you for telling me that my overdramatised performances are convincing.

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

According to Adrien, I think they saw a future together with four cabbage patch kids instead of actual babies and now whenever either of them see cabbage patch kids they burst into tears ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[lilarossiofficial]

I… don’t know how to respond to that.

Aside from that asking if it would be in poor taste for me to get them one as some point or on some special occasion?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

You'd get them one no matter what I say, knowing you

[lilarossiofficial]

I mean… if they really do miss them so much

Would it really be bad of me to… Reunite them?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

If you have to do it, do it with tact please? I don't wanna have to deal with a sobbing Adrien or Marinette

[lilarossiofficial]

I’ll be Tactful,

And Discreet.

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

No you won't.

@adrienagresteofficiel Hey you good?

[lilarossiofficial]

You don’t know me.

I can be very Discreet.

… and Tactful.

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

According to Adrien, I think they saw a future together with four cabbage patch kids instead of actual babies and now whenever either of them see cabbage patch kids they burst into tears ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[lilarossiofficial]

I… don’t know how to respond to that.

Aside from that asking if it would be in poor taste for me to get them one as some point or on some special occasion?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

You'd get them one no matter what I say, knowing you

[lilarossiofficial]

I mean… if they really do miss them so much

Would it really be bad of me to… Reunite them?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

If you have to do it, do it with tact please? I don't wanna have to deal with a sobbing Adrien or Marinette

[lilarossiofficial]

I’ll be Tactful,

And Discreet.

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

According to Adrien, I think they saw a future together with four cabbage patch kids instead of actual babies and now whenever either of them see cabbage patch kids they burst into tears ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[lilarossiofficial]

I… don’t know how to respond to that.

Aside from that asking if it would be in poor taste for me to get them one as some point or on some special occasion?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

You'd get them one no matter what I say, knowing you

[lilarossiofficial]

I mean… if they really do miss them so much

Would it really be bad of me to… Reunite them?

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

According to Adrien, I think they saw a future together with four cabbage patch kids instead of actual babies and now whenever either of them see cabbage patch kids they burst into tears ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[lilarossiofficial]

I… don’t know how to respond to that.

Aside from that asking if it would be in poor taste for me to get them one as some point or on some special occasion?

[lilarossiofficial]

Is it me, or do Marinette and Adrien look like they went through a Divorce and lost everything?

They’re so glumly right now.

[sabertoothwalrus]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you die fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you die die die die fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[theluckiestlb]

@ Gabriel Agreste

[lilarossiofficial]

what's up with your weird pantsuit thing

Can’t a girl wear something she finds comfortable without getting Flak?

I swear some of y’all seem to dislike everything I do.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

I must've been watching too many murder mysteries because I dreamt that Lila was murdered last night. It wasn't even from my perspective, but from the detective's on the case. It was fucking weird, dude

[lilarossiofficial]

Bro?

Why have I gotta be the Character in your dreams?

Why not Gabriel? Or Bob Ross?

[lilarossiofficial]

Would calling Monarch Hawkmoth be the same as Deadnaming him?

Is Hawkmoth & Shadowmoth his deadnames?

Would it be rude of me to not call him Monarch?

[lilarossiofficial]

Fun fact: people have verified that a coin dropped from a skyscraper won't get so fast to hurt someone at the building's feet... And people still go on the Empire State Building's top and throw down coins to see what happens.

So, I can’t kill Monarch by throwing a coin off the tower?

Disappointing.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe a textbook will do the trick

[ninolahiffeofficial]

I know an eggplant and other heavy fruits and vegetables would definitely do the trick, so a textbook will too

[lilarossiofficial]

It is spooky season, I say use a Pumpkin.

Carve a picture of his ugly mug on it too for the Irony

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Fuck yeah, it's pumpkin carving time

[allegrabaudelaireofficial]

Happy spooky season to everyone but ESPECIALLY to these bitches who want Gabriel Agreste dead just as much as Felix and I do

[lilarossiofficial]

Gabriel?

We want Hawkmoth/Shadowmoth/ Monarch (whatever he’s calling himself now) dead. Bastard keeps interrupting my sleep.

Though Gabriel is second on that list, he still hasn’t paid me for when I worked for him.

[lilarossiofficial]

Fun fact: people have verified that a coin dropped from a skyscraper won't get so fast to hurt someone at the building's feet... And people still go on the Empire State Building's top and throw down coins to see what happens.

So, I can’t kill Monarch by throwing a coin off the tower?

Disappointing.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe a textbook will do the trick

[ninolahiffeofficial]

I know an eggplant and other heavy fruits and vegetables would definitely do the trick, so a textbook will too

[lilarossiofficial]

It is spooky season, I say use a Pumpkin.

Carve a picture of his ugly mug on it too for the Irony

[lilarossiofficial]

Fun fact: people have verified that a coin dropped from a skyscraper won't get so fast to hurt someone at the building's feet... And people still go on the Empire State Building's top and throw down coins to see what happens.

So, I can’t kill Monarch by throwing a coin off the tower?

Disappointing.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe a textbook will do the trick

[lilarossiofficial]

Leave it to the Blond Rich bitch to say something like that.

[lilarossiofficial]

If you ever see me Wrong blog something.

No you didn’t.

[lilarossiofficial]

I did not… realise… I had wrong blogged that… oops

[lilarossiofficial]

Fun fact: people have verified that a coin dropped from a skyscraper won't get so fast to hurt someone at the building's feet... And people still go on the Empire State Building's top and throw down coins to see what happens.

So, I can’t kill Monarch by throwing a coin off the tower?

Disappointing.