#rote polls

[tragediegh]

Rate my favorite Hobb inconsistencies

Malta forgetting that Kyle was her dad & naming her kid Efron "after her father"

Two Hests

Bee's maid switching names

Robin not keeping track of how many kids Molly and Burrich had

The Fool's tower room window situation changing entirely depending on the series

The Man Ceremony that was mentioned once and never again

Her forgetting that Fitz had already known about Paragon for 25 years pre AF

Her implying Althea and Malta were sisters and forgetting Keffria???

The Chyurdian religions that are mentioned literally only in AA

Kennitson and Boy-o being written like teenagers and not 40 yr old men

Keeping Wintrow in a 40 year situationship staisis

The Salt/Realder's Dragon fiasco

Voting ended onMar 1

[unmitigated-garbage-fire]

peak fitzchivalry farseer wtfuckery: farseer trilogy edition

saying he wasn’t going to sleep with molly. sleeping with molly immediately

not screaming himself hoarse the first time he felt the secret doorway draft

considering hooking up with the puppetry apprentice

doing crack and killing someone in an extremely public place

never just asking burrich a straight question

fumbling a bad bitch (the Fool)

other (add in the tags if you like 😉)

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[tragediegh]

Straightest thing Fitz ever did

see Kettricken while drugged, think she resembled the Fool &call her Pale Beauty

Daydream about the Fool wearing his dad's gay earring for uhhhhhhh 15 years

Make him promise to keep it and wear it always when the Fool tried to return it

"That faithful heart will return soon" palm reading

All the times he described the Fool's physique in way more detail that necessary

"I dreamed of you while I was gone" (also said to his GF💀)

His catastrophic internal meltdown when told his dick wasn't worth waiting for

AmBeR aS i HaD nEvEr ImAgInEd HeR (liar voice)

My (singular) dream was dead in my arms

All those But In A Straight Way caveats to holding and kissing crying Beloved

And if I said I would follow you, then? Leave my other life behind and go with y

Beloved Fool! No!!!

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

​I'm gonna be doing at least a part two there's simply no way to fit all these in one poll lmfaooooooooo

[tragediegh]

Straightest things Burrich ever did

The Gay Ass earring

Skill juiced his king so good that Chiv locked him away from EVERY1 ELSE FOREVER

broke up with his girlfriend for his boyfriendkingboss

Raised his boyfriendkingboss's son alone AND resentfully

Named his firstborn biological son after his boyfriendkingboss

Shaved himself bald down to the fucking eyebrows when Chivalry died :(

got jilted for his own ex gf by his boyfriendkingboss and STILL STAYED

Blushing while recalling his time spent as "a king's man" (yeah I bet)

threw himself in front of a boar and sustained lifelong injuries for Chivalry

"You look at me sometimes with my lord's eyes"

deathbed regrets included all the things he never said to his boyfriendkingboss

"I've felt the excitement of it, the... completion" OK BURRICH 😃

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

[tragediegh]

The final showdown!!!!!!

Straightest thing Fitz ever did part 3 - the Ultimate Show Of Straightness

His catastrophic internal meltdown when told his dick wasn't worth waiting for

had Beloved's biological baby with his wife

My (singular) dream was dead in my arms

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[tragediegh]

Straightest thing Fitz ever did part 2

Recognized and rejected a truth he didn't want to know

"Skin to skin, I knew him better"

had Beloved's biological baby with his wife

The Sweetsleep Ordeal™ ("did you like the man you were last night?" Etc etc etc)

described Amber as 'a very fetching woman' who reminded him of his late wife

Panted into Beloved's open mouth

The multiple Skex encounters (several in front of 3+ witnesses)

got seduced by his nemesis in large part bc she imitated Beloved so well

So I Did.

"His golden beauty" "creature of sun & sky" "gold & gleaming & jeweled dragons"

My Fool (x like genuinely 50)

The Canonical 16 Tawny Man Hand References 🫳🫴🏾

Voting ended onOct 27, 2025

Might do one more and then a final bracket bc there are just SOOOO MANY MOMENTS LOL

[tragediegh]

fave couple in RWC (for science)

Alise & Leftrin

Carson & Sedric

Erek & Detozi

Malta & Reyn

Tintaglia & Icefyre

Thymara & Tats

Davvie & Lecter

Thymara & Rapskal

Chassim & Selden

Tintaglia & Kalo

Hest & Sedric

secret 12th option

Voting ended onMar 28

[tragediegh]

hyperspecific polls are back and so am I

I've had beef with a crow (but we made up)

yellow looks terrible on me

one time I threw a guy's body into a fish pond

I once had a coke-fueled verbal altercation with a horse (the horse was right)

I've had multiple hit songs written about me over the course of my lifetime

puppet shows confuse me

I enjoy a wide variety of hobbies such as ink-making, drawing, poetry & sheep

I hate buttons and find them functionally useless

I basically invented a brand new form of magic in response to my trauma✨

I want a huge family but don't particularly want to parent any kids (it's hard)

If I could be any animal in the world I'd be a dog 🐶

Sometimes when I really love someone I stare at them in unsettling, dead silence

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024