#rotfl!

[enixamyram]

“You’re not a bad person. Right? No!” *Goes into the other room.* “How could you leave me alone with that psychopath?!”

[class-wom]

thatdanstevens -- Took this picture of Ryan Gosling tonight. 🌕

[enixamyram]

Watching Season 3 with my mother and she just found out Joe wasn’t gonna be in the show anymore (even as a dream/hallucination):

“But who am I gonna watch the rest of it for now?!” “Ryan?” “You can’t have Ryan without Joe! That’s like... Ying without Yang! Like... Like having Itchy without Scratchy!”

And right after that she then asked me to remind her who Itchy and Scratchy were.

[class-wom]

animalove.co -- “Kiss my ass,dog”😂😂

[artwordbw]

picturethisbook -- It’s a log’s life 💤 | Spotted this in a #vintagejokebook and thought everyone could do with a giggle. (Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this is hilarious 🤣)

[class-wom]

officialshoebox -- It's May, aka Month of Moms! This is a friendly reminder that you have 2-ish weeks to get your mom a card. Click the link in our bio for way better options. 👍😎👍

[vixlunaortus-archive-blog]

detectiveelisamaza replied to your post:♒

"And that’s exactly what you won’t be doing tonight."

"Aw, come on, E! I was just teasing!"