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reading smut in public without showing an ounce of emotion like the lady that I am

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Twink death Dilf birth

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when i’m having a good day and i suddenly remember that matthias’ first and last chapter in the duology starts with the same sentence.

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Don’t invite me to Sunday brunch unless this is what I’m eating

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Women yearn to return to the cave

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I need to dress like a pirate whose one job is stealing hearts (specifically the heart of the princess who is running away from an arranged marriage)

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Dearest,

You told me you’d die if I turned down your marriage proposal. Here’s my answer:

Perish, then.

Never yours,

xx

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Girlhood is reading as a form of self-care but picking the most depressing pieces of writing ever written and saying ‘omg same’ every other paragraph