Every time I see any reference to Gar asking if he could be the next Robin, I think about that one specific scene from No Place Like Home. -Rotten Anon
I totally get it, because that's what I think about too omg.
I also think about the super long extended re-write of No Place Like Home that I want to do. it is going to be a project that literally fucking consumes me whole someday
also, in case anyone is curious about what scene we are referring to, here, have a random treat
Excerpt from No Place Like Home (Gar Logan x Fem!Reader x Jason Todd):
Warnings for sexual content, threesome, extreme overstimulation, dom/sub relationship, probably other things I am forgetting but those are the major things.
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As you made-out wildly with Gar, Jason dissolved into tiny whimpers, ebbing out the last of his orgasm.
He went to pull out of you - but you were quick to reach around and dig your nails into the flesh of his ass sharply, shoving his cock back inside of you. Jason choked on a groan at this. You clenched down on his cock, giving him no opportunity to get soft. He let out a pathetic whine at the feeling of sharp jolts of overstimulation curling through his body. It caused him to stiffen his muscles and unconsciously fuck his hips deeper into you.
“I came.” Jason told you, his voice breathless and breaking under the attention. “I came. Fuck - fuck, it hurts.”
It was a brand new, wild feeling. It drove hot, sharp fire under every inch of his skin. When he had been with anyone else, even when he had masturbated, he had never pushed himself past an orgasm before. It was never something he had thought to do. He hadn’t even thought that he was capable of staying hard like this. It wrecked him so good and he fucking loved it.
You took a moment to give Gar a few more sloppy, satisfying kisses before you pulled your mouth away to speak to Jason.
“You wanted to cum, so cum.” You told him, your voice blatant and cocky.
Jason choked on his own spit. Gar laughed.
“Give me another one.” You told Jason, wanting to make the instructions clear. “Fuck yourself with your own cum, and maybe if you’re a good boy, I’ll let you rest after that.”
Jason gasped. It would be difficult if this cock was already feeling this sharp and used. But fuck, he was up for the challenge.
Gar fondly remembered the first time he had been given this punishment.
It was actually on the day you and him had first met Jason, when you, Kory, Dick, and Rachel had all been staying at the safehouse in Chicago. The entire reason that Gar had invoked such a punishment from you?
He mentioned wanting to be Robin.
It was a stupid, mindless comment from him. He loved superheroes, that you already knew. He had been so excited when he met you that he almost creamed his pants. Knowing that you had superpowers, knowing that you could fling bad guys around with your mind. It was one of the first things that had attracted Gar to you. So when he saw another hot guy with a cape (even just imagining Jason wearing it) - he got over excited, yet again. His mouth ran off with the words before he could fully comprehend what they meant.
But when Gar asked ‘can I be Robin?’ all you heard was ‘I’m moving to Gotham to go fight a bunch of serial killers, drug dealers, and psychopaths. You’ll never see me again. Goodbye!’ - and you quickly became pissed off with him.
So he had spent the night with your panties in his mouth as a gag - so the others, so close by, wouldn’t hear his pathetic moans, as you worked him over and made him promise that he would never, ever leave you. (“Do you know how many freaks there are in Gotham, Gar? Do you wanna get murdered? Do you wanna go off and get killed?”) At first he had tried to convince you that it was only an implication, that he had absolutely no intentions of going where you couldn’t follow. But once you got your hands, your mouth, your pussy bouncing up and down on his cock, riding him so hard that he literally cried - he was glad that he had pissed you off so greatly with that singular comment.
He fell asleep that night trembling and covered in his own cum, and yours, and he woke up cozily tucked into bed, having been cleaned up by you, and he had been bound to you like a lost puppy from that day.
Gar was pulled out of that lovely little memory when you tugged on his hair again.
You gave him another kiss before you removed your hand from his hair altogether. You had noticed that Jason wasn’t moving inside of you and sought to correct it. You moved your other hand down to join the first on his ass and began fucking him into you forcibly. He needed a reminder of the task at hand and you were going to give it to him.
Jason squeezed his eyes shut, unsure how best to handle the waves of pleasurable pain. His cock was somehow harder than ever inside of you, alight with pin-needle nerves as he was fucked into his own pool of cum, feeling your hot, tight warmth closer than ever. Everything felt so good and so overwhelming at the same time, like he wanted more but it was also too beautiful and painful. It was like staring directly into the sun.
You seem to be doing well and I’m honestly really happy for you. -Rotten Anon
This is so sweet <3 thank you so so much
Generally, I have been doing - better? I guess. Chronic illness/chronic pain is always a struggle. But I have had a lot of other good stuff going on in my life lately that has helped outweigh it.
Our cat (Biscuit) passed away in April and it put this really intense wave of depression over me, and then in July, one of my sister's friends randomly came to our door with a kitten because she knew that Biscuit had passed away, and she was like "you guys should take this cat". The new kitten's name is Leo, and he is intensely naughty, but taking care of him has put such a wave of energy and light into my life because I am such a cat person. And that short time period where we didn't have a cat in our house drained me so much mentally and physically
So you can definitely thank Leo for injecting a lot of life into me.
And I am intensely excited for the new Saw film coming out (which, I can't believe that I get to see it this week, it feels like I have been waiting a lifetime for it, and the fact that I get to see it in just a few days - I could die of excitement). Saw is one of those things - I was just starting to recover from my eating disorder, and hearing John Kramer talk about the fact that you have to choose to live, and you have to cherish your life - that did truly help me with my recovery in big ways.
In a lot of ways, him as a fictional character has loved me and helped me and had a bigger impact on me than my own father. So knowing that this new film centers around him - it's a horror film, but to me, it will be as emotionally touching as one of those Lifetime films that white middle aged women cry at.
And as usual - my writing has been a big part in helping to distract me from my physical pain. I have been having a lot of great writing experiences lately, and I've been really proud of all the things I've been writing. So - I have been doing well.
That, and @nctzenkane - my Jaycen. I know sometimes people gag at the whole 'true love' thing - but he's my person. And having him in my life makes me truly alive. (Queue cheesy music.)
I'm getting ready for bed but this is SOOOOO FUNNY to me and I feel the need to tell you the context because it's just SOOO
Like Titans is a comedy. Strap in.
Also because you haven't seen the show, I could tell you anything about it and you would have to believe me, but please know that EVERYTHING I am about to tell you is 100% canon to HBO Titans and the fucking Wattpad style of storytelling is one of the reasons I love the show SO. FUCKING. MUCH.
TLDR: Dick got himself arrested on purpose because he wanted a big kid timeout. But like this post is SOOO long because once I get chatting about Titans I can't fucking stop 🤭😂
SO - partway through Season 2, the Titans have a Destiny's Child style breakup (but it's really more like a Fall Out Boy style hiatus because they all come back later) because Dick tells everyone that he liked about the circumstances of Jericho's death and they're all mad because he's a liar and because ?? he supposedly got Jericho killed. When Jericho's gay little ass admired Dick so much that he THREW HIMSELF in front of the sword (I can talk more about that in another post).
Anyway, everyone is mad at Dick so they leave Titans Tower and #quittheband (for now) and there is a 2 or 3 episode span where they are all doing very different things, and there is no explicit timeline for how long they are apart in these episodes. When it follows Gar, it explicit states that he is alone for 3 days before Conner wakes up and in those 3 days he gones insane from loneliness, BUT - the time also seems way longer than days (it seems way more like weeks or months) because it is enough time for:
Conner to get kidnapped by Cadmus and have his entire mind reprogrammed so that he is a Cadmus robot
Gar also gets kidnapped and has BRAIN SURGERY performed on him to become a Cadmus slave
Dawn and Hank move to somewhere in the countryside, start fixing up a house, break up, and then Hank relapses in his addiction and joins an underground fighting ring where he gets beaten up for money
Rachel gets adopted by a group of homeless teenagers
Jason and Rose go back to Gotham and break up SEVERAL drug rings as Robin and Ravager
And Dick goes to prison
And the circumstances of Dick's arrest are HILARIOUS to me
The Titans all go their separate ways, and Dick is in the airport, and Dick asks the person at the check in desk for a ticket to the most isolated place possible, which she says is Greenland - so you expect that he's going to do what he does best - emotionally (and in this case physically) isolate himself and cut himself off from everyone
But then he oh so randomly crumples up his ticket (clearly changing his mind about his plans) and he ATTACKS ONE OF THE AIRPORTS SECURITY GUARDS?? And he gets arrested on purpose. Because he basically - he went to prison on purpose because the way he thought of it, he "murdered" Jericho, so he needed to go to prison to pay for his crimes.
Aka - big baby put himself on a time out on purpose.
And the whole point of the storyline is that it helps him mature and become Nightwing. And there is this element of it that feels pretty White Savior - because when he goes into the prison, he vows that he is "done helping people", but then his bunk mates are all from Mexico and they are being deported - and in their hometown, because they refused to join a gang (or because they fought back against a gang? I wasn't 100% clear on that part) they will be killed if they return, so they are going to make a prison break in order to illegally stay in America to avoid deportation. And Dick helps them with their prison break
And one of them spoke of a spirit named Alezule (I am probably spelling that wrong) who is a protector/savior who will make sure they are safe, and it's like a blue bird (like NIGHTWING) - and the symbolism is insisting that when Dick helped them with their prison break, he was becoming Nightwing
There's also this parallel because one of his worst moments was using his costume and skills as Robin to disrupt a prison transport truck carrying the head of the Maroni (again, bad spelling) crime family - and he left him exposed to be killed by his enemies as revenge for his parents being killed. And this came back around and got his entire circus family killed
And this time he used his skills to disrupt a prison transport and saved a family when he had previously vowed not to help them. Idk
Anyway - another thing I find hilarious about it is that after a hallucination of Bruce Wayne that is projected by Rachel (again, I can expand in another post), gathers Dawn, Donna, Kory and Rachel at a diner together and "mansplains them into putting the Titans back together" (Kory's literal words) - there is a news story on TV about Dick helping the prison escape and Donna literally says "he's on his own, we're not helping him. Whatever cross he's on, he nailed himself to it" and like SHE KNOWS HIM SO WEEEELLL
And so Rachel convinces Kory to go 'save' Dick and so they BREAK INTO THE PRISON, beat up a bunch of prison guards, and when they find Dick, his cell is empty 🤭 because he is gone (and that is not even mentioning the Bruce hallucinations HE was having and the fucking weird ass epiphany he had)
Yeah. He just escaped prison and the show DOES NOT GIVE ANY DETAILS. The show completely glosses over how he did it. (Which is something I kind of love about Titans. They gloss over things that are kind of majorly important to focus on joke conversations and dramatic freak outs).
And so Dick has a federal warrant for his arrest on his head for the rest of the show that is NEVER mentioned again - unless Daddy Bruce somehow magically made it go away 🤷♀️
I’ll leave whether or not this is a request up to you. I just want to share the idea of Christmas season with JayGar. Making cookies with them, putting together a gingerbread house too. Kissing under mistletoe. Decorating the tree, just the place in general. Maybe it snows. Gar insists on making snow people and there’s a snowball fight. Watching them roll around in the snow, play-fighting. Going inside after and making hot cocoa. It’d be so sweet, cozy, fun, and loving and I’m soft for it right now. -Rotten Anon
okay, this makes me feral and foaming at the mouth. I am so deeply upset that Jason was not at the Titans Christmas in Season 4 because it's supposed to take place in Gotham at Wayne Manor if I'm correct? and like I understand that Jason was still kind of on the outs with the Titans, but Gar would have wanted him there, and Jason coming to Christmas dinner or something would have been a great step in mending the relationships. grrr
anyway! Christmas with JayGar. omg. consider this my headcanons post because I can't help myself
Christmas With Jason Todd and Gar Logan
(These headcanons operate under the idea that they are in a poly relationship with the reader, or they are flirtatious/sexual and forming that kind of poly relationship.) (This also kind of accidentally turned into Christmas headcanons about the Titans in general.) (Also, this is mostly fluff and there is some mild sexual themes, because I can't help myself when it comes to JayGar.)
So, first of all, I definitely feel like Christmas at Titans Tower would be so different from a family Christmas - like, spending Christmas with Jason and Gar once the three of you have moved out to start a family and 'settle down' or when everyone has come home to a place like Wayne Manor for a traditional family Christmas. Living with Jason and Gar in your own place would be a lot more like you mentioned, but I am thinking about more of the S2 era (I love that era so much.) But I could definitely make another post about like - post No Place Like Home Christmas with JayGar.
Christmas at Titans Tower - I am imagining a situation where they lived at the Tower for longer before Rose showed up (and then Deathstroke tried to kill everyone) and they had Christmas during that time. OR during the time they continued living at the Tower before Gotham, they had Christmas (and Jason is still there because I said so). It would be wonderful chaos.
Dick would not even have the idea to decorate or really celebrate Christmas in any way until Rachel or Gar bring it up. The original Titans did celebrate Christmas, but it was 90% Dawn's doing. (In the show, we saw how she turned Hank's sad, single guy apartment into a really femme, well decorated place. And it is of my opinion that she planned Garth's birthday party by herself. She would demand Christmas decorations.) And because Dawn wanted extensive Christmas decorations, Dick funded it (with his daddy's credit card) because he would do anything to please her.
So back then, the original Titans had a huge, lavish Christmas tree, they had all kinds of extensive decorations for the main lounge area - Dawn bought everyone ugly Christmas sweaters and Christmas pajamas and made everybody wear them. And they definitely did a Secret Santa where everyone picked a name and only bought one gift, but it was soooo easy to tell who bought which gift.
So when Rachel starts asking Dick 'what are we gonna do for Christmas?' - Dick's first thought is: nothing. Kory and Conner are curious about what Christmas is - it's actually funny trying to explain to them how a holiday that is technically rooted in religion is actually practised by a lot of non-religious people, and most of the traditions have nothing to do with Christianity.
Gar is excited to do something for Christmas. When he was living at Caulder House, they used to have a big family Christmas - mostly because nobody left the house and it was something to do. His parents weren't super religious when he was growing up, so he never had super traditional Christmas celebrations when he was living on the nature reserve - Rita and the others were the first ones to introduce him to a lot of Christmas elements and classic Christmas films, and he has loved it ever since.
Gar loves the idea of a time when you give to others selflessly and when simply being kind is a unique magic of its own. So of course he's eager to celebrate Christmas with the Titans.
You're kind of indifferent to it all - you can get into Christmas, but you can go without it.
And on the other hand, Jason hates Christmas.
Yeah - genuinely, it's of my opinion that Jason from Season 1/Season 2 (and probably Season 3) would fucking despise the concept of Christmas. (An evolved, post No Place Like Home Jason would love Christmas, but we'll talk about that later.)
So - Jason hates Christmas. And it's one of those things that, much like everything else in his life, can be attributed to his upbringing. Sometimes Rachel makes jokes that Jason blames everything on 'foster kid bullshit' but - it's true. Because everything in his life can be blamed on his shitty childhood. When you grow up poor like he did, there is no Christmas magic. He was the kid in school who was telling everyone else that Santa Claus does not exist, because he was bitter and angry that Santa never brought him any presents, and he realized very early on that it was just a made-up story. So he forced that bitterness about his own situation onto other people.
Did he start liking Christmas after he moved in with Bruce? Fuck no.
Having Christmas with a billionaire only made things more awkward for Jason. Especially because Alfred is the one with Christmas spirit, and not Bruce. Bruce grew up half Catholic and half Jewish due to his parents faith, so before they died, he several years observing Jewish holidays and having a huge blow-out Christmas with a lot of Christmas magic, and after they died - he became stoic.
(Note: I am talking about the Titans version of Bruce here.)
He mostly observes the holidays by silently donating to charity, sometimes going to church to say prayers and reflect, and privately lighting a menorah and saying the prayers that go along with it to honor his parents - something that he has never invited Dick or Jason to participate in. Alfred always makes a big, traditional Christmas dinner and decorates the Manor, and he is the one who prompts the exchange of gifts - and Jason fucking hates this.
Jason doesn't have an income of his own, and he hates shopping for gifts with someone else's credit card, and he always feel awkward as fuck receiving generic, expensive gifts from Bruce (like an Xbox or an iPhone) while giving him something like a tie or cuff links that Alfred picked out - that Bruce knows were bought with his own money, that doesn't even garner much of a react beyond a polite, mandatory 'thank you'. In Jason's opinion, one of the only hell's worst than spending Christmas starving, cold, and penniless is spending it in one of the large, opulent, over-decorated rooms of the Manor sitting with Bruce in stony silence while the man sips tea and makes stiff faces at the gift Jason's gives him.
So Jason doesn't expect Christmas at the Tower to be much different. He's not looking forward to it, and generally, wants to avoid it.
But he has no such luck.
Dick is randomly on the phone with Dawn one night (Dawn and Hank are trying to do the farm thing again - they're not taking care of horses, but they are living out in the country in the middle of nowhere, because they have come to like the seclusion), and he mentions that Rachel brought up Christmas, and this sets off every neuron in Dawn's brain. She asks Dick what he's gonna do for Christmas and he says 'I don't know'. Within hours, Dawn has dragged Hank to a Christmas tree farm, picked out the biggest tree possible, and has it strapped to the top of their truck, driving in to San Francisco.
If Rachel wants Christmas, she's going to get Christmas.
When you get up and find Dawn decorating (she dug out the Titans' old decorations, and Dick and Hank are struggling to get the tree out of the elevator) - you are excited. You rush to get the others out of bed, and immediately - Jason starts complaining. He says Christmas is stupid - he's one of those people who feels the need to point out that Jesus was actually born in the summer, and that it's a holiday 'actually made my companies just to sell you more crap'.
But when Dawn says that she needs help bringing out more of the boxes of decorations and Gar asks Jason to come and help, whipped as he is, Jason sighs and rolls his eyes, and he goes to help.
Decorating is certainly an adventure. Everyone is tripping over each other, Dawn wants the tree moved to different locations in the lounge three different times and it's only on the third try that Dick and Hank remember that Conner has super strength and he should be the one doing most of the heavy lifting.
At one point, you're up on a ladder hanging garlands and you stupidly ask Jason to 'give you a hand' - thinking that he'll hold the other end of the garland while you secure it or that he'll hand you another tack, but instead, he walks up behind you where you're standing on the ladder, very firmly and confidently puts his whole hand on your ass and says 'better?'
Gar makes everyone hot chocolate to help the decorating process along, and Jason says that the holiday is 'slightly less stupid' because he thinks the hot chocolate tastes really good.
Once all the decorations from the boxes have been put up, Rachel gets the idea that everyone should make their own custom ornament to put on the tree, and her and Dawn rush out to buy supplies for this, and while everyone is gathered around the kitchen island participating in this crafting session - it is the most genuine family moment that you have ever felt with the Titans. Everyone decorates a simple, flat piece of wood with glitter or paint to put on the tree - Gar decorated his with a green tiger wearing a Santa hat, and Jason made his a depiction of Santa Claus crashing his slay and dying - which you thought was funny and put on a central position on the three.
Gar even got the idea to put Krypto's paw in paint and stamp an ornament with his paw print so he could have one too.
(Okay, this is getting really long and rambly, so here, some quick fire hcs.)
Once Jason figures out that he can use mistletoe as an excuse to kiss people, he is infuriating about it. He will carry it around and dangle it over your head and Gar's head - you will just sigh and smack him, and Gar will blush so hard. Sometime's Gar will give Jason a kiss on the cheek if no one is looking (usually, Jason will respond to this by dodging and stealing a kiss on Gar's mouth) - and rarely, you will actually give in and kiss Jason on the lips if no one else is around.
At one point, Jason even tapes the mistletoe to his bellybutton as a 'joke' - to make you kiss his cock. (It definitely doesn't work. Ya know.)
Gar loves Christmas carols and Christmas music, and he will always play them and sing them at the top of his lungs - Jason pretends to be annoyed by it, but you have caught him singing along under his breath or mouthing the words, or even dancing a little when he thinks nobody is paying attention. But you know the annoyance is kind of real during the 5th round of Jingle Bell Rock. Gar can't help it though.
Gar is a vegan, and Jason will claim it's because he's bored - but he spends one afternoon cooking up vegan versions of several Christmas classics, like Christmas sugar cookies, and a full Christmas spread (with substitute meats that you guys both can't decide are creepy or cool) - and when Gar sees everything, he has some tears of joy in his eyes at the pure consideration of it. Turns out, Jason is actually an amazing cook. (Dick and Rachel are particularly surprised by this development.)
One night, the three of you sit down and watch a bunch of Christmas movies together. Jason finds Home Alone to be hilarious because Kevin is so brutal (and naturally, Jason is reminded of himself), and he spends most of the film commenting on how stupid the criminals are. When you watch The Grinch, Gar cries at the scene where the Grinch is bullied in school and you and Jason have to comfort him about it.
At one point, you buy you, Gar, and Jason matching ugly Christmas sweaters and Jason is adamant that he will not wear it. You are disappointed, but you put on yours anyway, and soon you hear some mumbling between Gar and Jason, including a 'please' and some grumbling on Jason's part - they come back twenty minutes later. Jason is wearing his sweater, looking stone-faced and grumpy about it, and Gar is looking entirely pleased with himself. You have no clue if sexual favours were exchanged, but when Gar moves to put a Santa hat on Jason, the effort he makes to fight Gar off about it is so lackluster.
When Dawn takes a picture of the three of you in your sweaters together, Jason flips her off - and it's one of your favourite pictures of all time.
(I could easily go on like this forever, but I'll leave it there for now.)
Nisha, did you know I would step on some legos barefooted for you? Anyways can’t wait to read for another fandom I have never stepped foot in and would probably never engage with the canon in just because you decided that’s what to make, and I’ve decided to read it anyways. Home cooked meal. -Rotten Anon
The opening line of this message made literal cartoon anime hearts appear above my head, just so you know <3
Also you have inspired me to post a rundown of my WIPs because I am really excited about what I have been working on. And for two of these fandoms, I know you have said you know nothing about the canon, but for the third, I am not sure, so we'll see.
My Current WIPs April/May 2024
Heaven's Gate (for The Walking Dead) - Daryl Dixon x GN!Reader. Strangers to Lovers/Soulmates/Lovers Reunited. Angst, Fluff, Hurt and Comfort. Set during Season 1 to Season 5. 17k in counting (will be a oneshot). You can find a preview here. In this fic, you and Daryl get separated when the Governor attacks the prison, and though you both believe the other person is dead (or long gone) you find each other at the most unlikely time, in the most unlikely place.
I am super excited about this fic, and the themes of hope that I have woven into it. Because yes, I unironically love writing about hope and how the human spirit can persevere - which is something that my favourite moments in The Walking Dead show. This is first draft complete and just needs to be edited.
The Jaws of Life (for DC Titans) - Jason Todd x GN!Reader. Sequel to Emergency Contact. Lovers Reunited. Extreme Angst, Smut, Hurt and (some) Comfort. Set during Season 3. 21k in counting (will probably be a oneshot - if it needs to be split up, it will be put in two parts, but I hope I can get away with a oneshot). (I highly recommend that everyone go read the original in the meantime, because it is one of my best fics ever.) In this fic, you and Jason struggle with the new meaning of your relationship after what happened with Deathstroke - only for this tentative change to be harshly disrupted by the Joker. And you're still heavily mourning when a red hooded stranger breaks into your apartment one night, seeking medical care because apparently - you owe him one.
Everyone give Jaycen @nctzenkane a big fucking round of applause for this one, because he was randomly talking to me about Jason Todd today (we were having the 'some characters are only fuckable in costume' discussion) - and I got talking about how this version of Jason from Titans makes me so passionate to write about the character. And it is solely because of him that I opened up this fic and took a good look at it - I have been thinking about this fic for months, wanting to finish it because I know I am gonna be proud of it, but I kept hesitating because I thought I had a way bigger mountain to conquer with it. But the conversation I had with Jaycen really inspired me and I wrote 5k on the fic just today, and I realized that with this momentum, I could have the first draft done by the end of this month. So I am promising myself that this is gonna be done soon.
Speaking of which - when The Jaws of Life is first draft done, I wanna host a poll so you guys can decide which of those two ^^ fics goes through the editing process to be posted first. Both will be posted (hopefully) by the end of May, but I do wanna know which one you guys wanna see posted first. Which leads me to:
Nasty (for Stranger Things) - Sub!Eddie Munson x Dom!Fem!Reader. Established Relationship. Smut/PWP. 3k (this is gonna be a shorter fic lmao). In this fic, you and Eddie have been dating for a while, but you don't like that all of his attempts to have sex with you have him taking on a (seemingly fake) dom persona. When you finally tell him that you prefer to be more dominant in bed, he isn't disgusted like you thought he might be - he loves it.
This is one I have been sitting on for a while, and right before it was ready to be posted - my brain lost interest in it like tiktok does micro trends. But I think this is gonna be really great to post while the poll for those other fics is cooking because it's short and sweet and for the past few days, whenever I have seen the cover for this in my drafts, I have gotten excited about it again. So I am excited to finish it and show it off to everyone!!
Went back to find your Titans WIP list, which was from November, and I forgot how many absolute bangers there were. So many of them piqued my interest. -Rotten Anon
OKAY WILD
it took me like five minutes to find it WILD LOOKING THROUGH MY ARCHIVE after you told me it was posted in November. you are a wizard if you found it so quickly to just casually look through it
here it is for reference of random people who are not wizards
sometime this upcoming week, I will post an updated list of things I am actively working on, but I am working on some new things, and I am HEAVILY looking at:
Continuing the First Kiss Series with Donna Troy
The Donna 'Rage Chemical Fic' - Donna Troy x Fem!Kryptonian!Reader, Angst, set during the flashback era of S2 - this is based off a request from my old blog; you are dosed with a chemical that Cadmus is working on (in the hopes of using it on Superman) and you end up in a blind rage; Donna, your lover, is the only one strong enough to fight you and inject you with the antidote (there is some angst where you try to kill Donna and she uses her calm, loving words to temporarily stop the rage) (this is structured like an episode of Titans, set during the OG Titans era)
The Sequel To Emergency Contact (sequel would be called The Jaws of Life) - Jason Todd x GN!Reader, Angst and Smut, set during season 3; this would be a reunion between Jason and the reader after Jason dies and comes back to life (reunion sex)
and maybe the sequel to Missing You - (because more and more randomly, people have been liking the original and I am just like ?? if you guys like this one so much, then have the sequel) - Gar Logan x Fem!Reader x Jason Todd, Smut, set outside of the canon; I am thinking about a sequel and maybe even a third part to this, where Jason and the reader have phone sex with Gar now that they know he’s listening (and a part where they have sex with him in person)
those, in addition to some new interesting things
I really, really, really want to finish the sequel to Emergency Contact because I think it's one of the most wonderfully heartbreaking things I have ever written and I think people need to see it. the world needs it
I’m just going “wild” as you post about what happens in Titans. -Rotten Anon
I can imagine that is the case for someone who has never seen the show lmao
here are a few of my top favourite funny and strange things that have actually happened in Titans:
Conner asks the person who created the science behind his cloning, Eve Watson, if he can call her Mom, because he thinks the idea of having 2 dads is lame (and maybe he's homophobic??? possibly an inherited trait from Lex Luthor - it's never made completely clear) (and shortly after he asks her this and she says 'yes', he never fucking sees her again ever)
(also I feel the need to add on that when Conner went to Lex Luthor's childhood home, all the pictures of young Lex were photoshopped bald, insinuating that he has been completely bald since his childhood - but the character doesn't have a hair disorder because adult Lex in the show has a full beard)
Conner wakes up from a coma and immediately shows Gar his whole bare dick, and then eats cereal out of a mixing bowl
Conner purse jacks a former Jigsaw trap victim to pay for his icon Superboy tee shirt
Conner has a major identity crisis after Lex Luthor dies (which may or may not be due to a giant satanic snake crawling around inside of him and causing him to look pregnant for a while?) and shaves his head (with the use of his laser eyes!!!) and then goes around acting more like Lex on purpose - which includes insulting everyone and acting like a giant asshole. and the show purposefully makes a joke about how people who are assholes wear Drakkar Noir
(most of the ones I love are about Conner, because the show does so much bizarre shit with him)
there is an entire episode about Dick having a hallucination of Bruce following him around and critiquing everything he says and does, including saying that Jason falling 50 stories was good because "dropping your problem children off buildings can be beneficial", him saying that Dawn dating Hank after dating Dick was an upgrade, and (best of all) Bruce dancing an elaborate cabaret dance on stage with 2 female dancers who are wearing sparkly outfits while Dick is trying to talk to the owner of the club to find out where Deathstroke's handler is
Gar was beaten to death by the Titans (or, as close to death as possible without actually dying, the show doesn't make it 100% clear), and instead of actually dying, he turns into a snake and this snake transformation somehow magically heals all of his injures (well, most of them, because he is still very bloody and bruised for most of the episode) - but then he is never able to transform into a snake again for the rest of the show's canon
Jason murdered Hank with a bomb implanted in his chest, and then he felt bad about it, so he role-played an apology with two prostitutes (no contact prostitutes, at that - like they had a little bedroom set up behind a viewing window) and he made them call themselves Dawn and Hank and he literally said "Hank, I'm sorry for killing you" (and this makes me fully believe that the show wants me to think that Jason - even unconsciously - has a weird sexual fixation on Dawn and Hank??? like Mommy and Daddy kink style?? especially because Hank tried taking care of Jason emotionally before the whole murder thing)
There is probably way more that I'm forgetting, but these are just the ones that came to mind immediately lmao
I just wanted you to know I saw an ad for the new CM and my first thought was you, which continued into “but she’s never gonna watch it because it’s new, and she doesn’t even watch later seasons that are already out.” The ladies look fantastic though, as always. -Rotten Anon
You are right!!!!
I haven't seen anything past like Season 8. Which came out in... 2012. That makes sense. I was 14 when it came out and I watched the Maeve arc live week to week, and by the end of it, I was done with their bullshit of every possibly happy moment ending with tragedy and dreariness - especially for Spencer.
(content warnings for me discussing CM topics and possibly come spoilers - including spoilers for character deaths)
like the fact that Gideon could have retired and could have continued to be a mentor outside of the BAU for Spencer; even if the actor couldn't be on the show anymore, he could have continued to exchange letters with Spencer as a pen pal and it could have been sweetly/happily mentioned that Gideon was writing Spencer every once and a while. he didn't have to fucking die.
and yes, I know I am one to talk - I like it when his character goes through conflict, but he is literally the only person on the show not to have a long time love interest (aside from Emily***?? if my knowledge of the reboot is correct?) - on top of taking care of his ailing mother, the implication that he had been molested by his father, being sent to prison for crimes he didn't commit, and many other things. I wanted to see him have just ONE happy storyline (even though, looking back with my not-14-year-old perspective, Maeve was a terrible love interest for him - Maeve's death was my fucking Roman Empire back then because I WAS ROOTING FOR THEM!!!!)
***Emily deserves happiness and a long term love interest too. but they're never gonna do it because they're cowards and she should be with a woman
I am fine when a case doesn't end well, but when you have to take the hammer to the character's personal lives over and over and over again - it just pulls me out of the show and makes me so done with it. (it's the same reason I stopped watching TWD. the idea that there is no happy ending, and the characters have to keep being miserable in order for the show to continue for seasons longer)
anyway - I stopped watching around Season 8 and I didn't watch the reboot when it came out.
but something that was funny to me - I saw an ad for the newest season, and I was like "damn... how OLD is Rossi." I googled it, and his actor is 76 years old. HE'S IN HIS 70s AND STILL CHASING UNSUBS. SOMEBODY LET THE MAN REST. HE SHOULD BE RETIRED
anyway - the ladies do look fantastic. the temptation to write more fanfiction about Milf!JJ... I will never write Spencer fanfiction again (if I do write it, I will never post it) ... but like damn, JJ does things to me. Milf!JJ - I need her in ways that would probably get me examined by the BAU like a bug
(and she is severely unpopular in the fandom so I am not at risk of having my fanfiction prodded and examined like a weird dead corpse in a medical school)