#rowan shitposts

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what they dont tell you in the show is that every time arthur and merlin hit each other or make prolonged eye contact in some way that's uncomfortable to everyone around them they’re actively swapping their shared brain cell between each other

[nightlight-dot-exe]

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the way arthur must view merlin is SO funny to me. ah yes my scraggly manservant/best boy friend i share this deep connection with that i haven’t felt with anyone before; he’s opened my eyes to the world. i would not be the man i am today without him, even though i would never admit it out loud. the way he sees life, nature, and other people has drastically altered my own perception. i really fucking wish he would stop shoving my dirty clothes under my bed

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arthur pendragon really heard some peasant twink unabashedly insult him for the first time in his life and thought to himself “i think i’m going to keep him”

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i love fic where merlin is an eldritch-horror level of threat to not only camelot but humanity as a whole and even though everyone is terrified they’re still like “damn whiteboy ok 😍…”

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politicians wasn't broad enough. somebody do something

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made this yesterday

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au where modern day merlin has the opportunity to go back to any point in time to stop everything from falling apart but he chooses not to because he refuses to give up his bluetooth headphones