Sep 24, 2016
Bae: *looks cute*
Me: are you the Charles River because I want to go down on you
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Bae: *looks cute*
Me: are you the Charles River because I want to go down on you
Rower Pick Up Line #19: Hey baby, what's your split.
(Can’t take the credit for this one. My old stroke seat and I had lunch, reminiscing about our old team and this came out of her mouth.)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
I hope that someone SWEEPS you up off your feet today and can’t get you out of their SCULL!
Have an OARsome day!