Director Strider here to say that if I could be a good big brother to every Dirk splinter, I would.
Dirk, you already know you're my lil bro. Damn I wish I could've raised you and I'm so proud of you. Stop being so fuckin hard on yourself, I swear to god, kid. Or I'll do the brotherly thing and put your ass in a headlock until you get your shit settled. Also, lean on your friends more. They care about you too.
Hal, you're the most bitchin set of shades anyone ever did see. Love ya' lil dude. Even if you never got a body and were just some red text on a screen to me, I would've loved the fuck outta you. Buy one get one free baby brothers. shit is that insensitive? Given the whole... Whatever, you know what I mean. You're still my bro, even if you're not dirk.
Arquius... You're like half mine, which as far as I'm concerned means you're my lil bro too. get in here, man. Maybe put a towel down first though.
Brobot, if I buy you batteries would you eat them? this is for science. on a more serious note, you're family. And more importantly, you're included in the lil bro fellowship I'm starting. I'm gonna have to make business cards at this rate.
Brain ghost dirk, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Also a decent fist bump. You're in the bro squad, I dont give a shit who's head you live in.
This is also a shout out to Rox: If you want in on the bro pile as a part timer, I could make an exception on last names. or you could always change it. ... don't do that, Rose would fucking kill me if you did that.
Uh... anyway. ✌️ later
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