Dec 20, 2013
She's eating my wife.
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She's eating my wife.
JA: i m coming dirk
JA: take a ride on my magic penis
☺♥♣
☺- a letter of recommendation from my character for yours
"I assure you that Roxan would most definitely be the perfect one for the job. While she may seem the type to party on the job, she is both determined, and organized, and gets shit done. As the secretary of my business (which shall not be mentioned, due to legal issues) I can say that she has proved to be immensely efficient in the workplace, and a delight, in general. It really would be in your best interest to hire such an accomplished individual. "
♥ - wedding vows from my character to yours
" From the moment my cheek-kiss virginity was snatched away, I knew something was afoot between the two of us. Now, the suspicions have been confirmed. Our mutual adoration for mac n’ cheese has only solidified the cold, hard facts that we are meant to be with no one but each other, and I really do hope with all my heart that you’ll consider this offer and do me the favour of marrying me. If not, that’s cool too. A domestic partnership is just as well. "
♣ - the flaws in your character that worry mine the most
[[ not really a flaw so much as „ him wor rr y i ng]]
" While our respective personal issues are usually brushed beneath the figurative carpet, I do feel an obligation to make sure you’re alright, but… As of late, it seems things have been headed in a downward spiral, and perhaps I am in the wrong, in this instance, for not acting or noticing sooner. My own guilt aside, I suppose I just… Worry about you, in general. Shit’s clearly not okay, and it’s plain to see, and I apologize. Please, at least… make an attempt. To get better, I mean. Call if you need anything. Really. "
roxanlalonde replied to your post:roxanlalonde replied to your post:Fate. it was...
thIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
I should hope so.
roxanlalonde replied to your post:Fate.
it was fate that brough t us 2gether…… thanks mac n cheese
"Roxan," the choir cries, accompanying the moment with an appropriate musical number, performed in the form of a dramatic and passionate tango. We run towards one another at a pace that supposes time and space have slowed, if only to accommodate this glorious exchange. Mac n' cheese begins to fall from the sky as we collapse into one another's arms. May this bond never break. May we remain this way eternally.
Fate.
roxanlalonde replied to your post:roxanlalonde replied to...
u say i shoudl be feeling those things but instead im kINDA LAUGHING btu also kinda like woah boy………..
That works just as well, though I must admit that I'm highly offended that you're laughing, rather than fainting due to that amazing performance. Not even a hint of swooning? There is clearly a serious issue here.
roxanlalonde replied to your post:roxanlalonde replied to...
oh my bad thats very manly and sensual
Exactly. As such, you should be feeling faint, and experiencing difficulties in keeping upright. Your sense of balance may feel off. You may also experience nausea, though do not fret, for it's not uncommon in situations such as these. Many individuals are not capable of handling it all that well, the first time around.