Feb 24, 2019
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Nice TAG ON THE SCARF MAGGOT, merching merching merching.
Dear royal mail. There has been no knocks or dog barks to show that you wanted to deliver a package. Why do we then have a "We missed you!" Note in the letterbox? And why does the note say 305, I swear we live in a house numbered 325.. How do you think we can get our packages when the number is wrong?! Sincerely, Number 325 that is confused
I AM BRITISH, THEREFORE I AM WRITING AN ANGRY LETTER.
Seriously, Royal Mail just really piss me off. They are the worst mail carrier I have ever had to deal with. Being a big post-sender, over the past couple of years I have just seen their level of service divebomb.
I am STILL waiting on my The Maine parcel. It took just 2 days to travel the breadth of the USA, and across the sodding Atlantic Ocean. It has been in this country for OVER TWO WEEKS NOW and I have still not received it. What are Royal Mail doing with it?! Fucking seriously?!
So I am writing the most polite-yet-raging letter I have possibly ever written. And I am pulling out ALL THE BIG WORDS.
Wow...Royal Mail are a bit ridiculous. Just had a slip through the letterbox saying I need to pay £13.04 fee. Only £5 of this is a customs fee. The other £8 is a cheeky RM handling fee!?!?!?
Wow. Rip off. It's at my local delivery office and they then say after I've paid they'll deliver in 5 days....5 days!? It's down the road. What the hell.
So the postman 'lost' my copy of Lotus.
My brother told me that the postman knocked on the door today and handed him a parcel for next door and said he had accidentally posted the parcel for me there.
Guess what? NONE of my neighbours have it. So where the FUCK IS IT????
If it doesn't magically appear by tomorrow, I will be writing a stern email to Royal Fail.
I am so mad and upset =( I had been looking forward to it all day.
I just can't work out where the hell it could be.
REALLY ROYAL MAIL, REALLY?
I pay for Special Delivery, and your tracking isn't even working? What the actual fuck.
POSTMAN
Y U SO LATE TODAY?