“I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.“
“I… see.”
Despite noticing the pun, he seems concerned.
“Was the woman… okay?”

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“I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.“
“I… see.”
Despite noticing the pun, he seems concerned.
“Was the woman… okay?”
“Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.“ ( AMAMI )
“…”
“My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me.“
"The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize"
“…”
A motion of knocking against the air, as if sounding out the sequence of words in your head. Clearly there is some context you are missing here. But you’ve fallen for enough jokes to know when you’re hearing one…
“Dunno what you’re talking about. Guess it doesn’t ring a bell.”
“I tried to sue the airlines for losing my luggage. I lost my case.“
❝ It’s a shame your best lawsuit was in there, otherwise you would have stood a chance, Eichi.❞
"How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other." ( aoko )
“Huh? Why would he do that? Does he have some kind of sleeping disorder? is he sick? Is he okay? Can Aoko help?”
☆ ( There was a star that danced…
It’s only nature with her being a dancer that she does it whenever she can, even if it’s when she’s walking. Nothing too fancy, just simple arm or leg movements, as to not accidentally hit someone. Besides, the complicated stuff was for the studio and that’s where she was trying to head.
Alyssa would be lying if she said she wasn’t almost always listening to music wherever she went, humming or singing under her breath. She’s a dancer, music’s a much a part of her life as dance is.
Though maybe she should’ve been playing a bit more attention to where she was going instead of the song she was listening to, as she promptly bumped into someone going the other way, landing on her behind as a result.
Well, calk that up to her being careless yet again. She pushes herself back up onto her feet and walks over to the other, a hand offered out and a smile on her face.
“Sorry about that; I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. Are you okay? I assume I ran into you back there, didn’t I?”
and it danced it’s way into @royalied‘s (kanata’s) path
☆ ( There was a star that danced…
“And a one, and a two and AH-!”
Alyssa’s prompt counting had been interrupted by her losing balance and falling to the ground. Sure she was just practicing, but it did make perfect. Sure, she had been dancing since she was young, and while she wasn’t always the most balanced person in the world at times, it did annoy her when she messed up.
“Oh well, that’s why we practice isn’t it? We just keep doing it to make ourselves better.” she said, looking up to the sky from the clearing she was in. “Alright let’s try that again!” She pushed herself back up, ready to try again. “And a one and a two!”
Taking the routine from the top, she counted to herself out loud, making sure she was in time with her movements. Running through the movements in her head, she twisted and turned, moving with grace. Finishing the routine, she felt someone watching her and turned around to see someone standing away from her.
“Ah, were you watching that?” she asked. She wasn’t that surprised at someone watching her, it happened a lot to her that she got used to it, but it was still a bit of a shock.
and it danced it’s way into @royalied‘s (anzu’s) path ☆ )