Got red not purp for a change and I spy something there green - that's all the Christmas spirit I need! Which is good because it's about all I'm gonna get too. At least @royalmailofficial can stop playing the annual lame dog 'oh we're so busy' routine (this happens every year. While it's fresh, sit down and work out how you could've avoided lost, stolen and slow delivery this year - then NOW start putting those ideas in place and start delivering promptly for the whole year not 11/12ths of it. First do your one job without stealing my post....what the *#&+ is a plastic bag with an empty apology on it and an even emptier ripped open envelope supposed to do for me? Raise blood pressure? While we're at it, start delivering on Sundays - we all know you ain't in church, bring me my stuff. Amazon may dodge taxes like they've got diplomatic credentials, but at least they get better and better and bring you things on Sunday's. I love Prime but it doesn't quite outweigh the NHS funding that Amazon paying say 5% tax would provide. Also f**k that idea, I pay taxes nearly four times that rate and I don't have a multi billion pound global turnover, last I checked. Treat this long, full of emptiness post as like a warm up for extended d forced family time. Love them all but going for a gadget, something to fiddle with to help ease the extended forced family time passing #geekedupoffthembars #royalmailrobbedme #royalmailfail #leanandgreen #presentforme #copingmechanism #christmassurvivalkit #leanuk #ukleansippers #cherrycola #xmaslean #neversober #nosleepteam https://www.instagram.com/p/Bry3lK6nV5j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10n5pw0mfhzb3