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A plethora of surprises | closed w/ royalsage

It had been nineteen years since last they had stepped foot in Hyrule. Perhaps they could have returned sooner, many things would have changed if they did though; fate demanded that their lives play out the way they had and the couple had accepted it long ago. While there were things they regretted they would not change them, not as long as they were aware this was how life would turn out for the both of them.

As it was they had a very good reason for returning to the land of their birth- Ayla and Hiro; leaders of the Sheikah tribe, were visiting their only children on this, their nineteenth birthday. Shaia had left days ago, they would have travelled with her but they needed to get a few last minute things settled before leaving; it was only for a few days that they would be gone but still there was quite a list that needed to be taken care of...

It was worth it though. Honestly it was nice to be back in Hyrule, it was a beautiful Kingdom; free of the lingering darkness that oozed from every corner of Termina- if only they would receive less stares from the populace... Sure Sheik and Shaia were the only Sheikah to be seen in these parts for years, but honestly did they have to stare when new Sheikah appeared?

"... Do you even remember the way?" 

Maybe they were being stared at because they were lost? It had been quite some time since either of them had stepped foot in the castle; who could blame them for not knowing which way to go? "You!" Ayla gestured to a nearby passing servant, a cold expression on her face. "We are here for a visit with her Majesty Zelda and our son, her Guardian- we await their presence in the throne room."

Her serious look was marred by a smirk as she watched the servant tear off down the hallway; beside her Hiro quietly sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose between two fingers. "Ayla I love you my dearest, but do you even remember where the throne room is?-" Upon seeing the glare on his wife's face Hiro quieted down and sighed again, accepting the fact that Ayla's pride refused to allow her to ask for directions to their intended location.  

"We'll find it on our own; the castle can't be that difficult to navigate after all." So the pair set off through the castle, keeping to themselves as they slowly fumbled their way to their desired meeting place.

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○ with +. Zel and Shaia!~ [cause I'm lazy and on phone]

Send me ⊕ for a pro and con list about our characters sleeping together 

Pro

Zel’s nickname can finally change from being ‘Awkward Boner’ since he won’t have to hide said awkward boners from her anymore

They can do as Shaia suggested before and have sex on the Council room table as a big ‘fuck you’ to the people from said Council that don’t support them (The dickbag ones)

BABIES

Cons

Early arrival of babies 

Remembering sexy times or thinking about them in general can/will cause distractions from day to day tasks (*Cough* Like Zel remembering said times during a boring meeting and having to hide awkward boner because of said thoughts- *cough*)

Eating cake off each others bodies is messy; I feel sorry for whoever would have to clean that if they themselves don’t take care of it :|

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Wake up call

royalsage:

Zelda watched as Sheik woke up, so very much worn out from his long sleep. But she couldn’t stand seeing how… destructive he was becoming, how depressed he was.

She wanted to smile reassuringly to him, but so far they have not heard a single thing about his boyfriend. They were going at a dead end… and she knew she had to wake him up. It pained her to give this information to him, and it was most likely showing on her face.

“Hello Sheik…” She spoke solemnly

At seeing the serious expression on Zelda's face, Sheik grew rather concerned. He stayed quiet for the moment however, waiting until he had managed to push himself into a more comfortable seated position before wrapping his tails around himself so he could hold them close. Nibbling on his lower lip Sheik drew in a deep breath and released it , he was nervous to ask Zelda what was wrong; most of the time when she was so serious it was over something rather distressing.

"Zelda... What's wrong?" For the moment Sheik had yet to remember why he had been placed under the sleeping spell; his mind was still hazy and thus memories were quite blurred together.  He'd likely regain them soon, but for the moment he was stuck with Zelda explaining the situation; or at least part of it as it was possible she wouldn't realize he didn't remember what had been going on before his extended nap.

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(For when ever your up to it) Zelda looked over the sleeping Sheikah before she knelt down And hovered her hand above his face. A moment later, her previous spell was broken and she waited for his eyes to open.

"Hnn…." Slowly his body started shifting back into awareness; ears groggily twitched in an attempt to gather an understanding of exactly where he was at. His memory was rather cloudy for the moment, he wasn’t sure where he was or exactly had happened… Hopefully he’d get his answers soon however. 

Sheik pushed himself in to a more upright position, palms flat against whatever surface he had been sleeping on. Blinking sleepy garnet eyes, he was confused to see Zelda kneeling close by; what was she doing wherever he was…..? "Z-Zelda….?" He asked, voice quiet and hoarse from not being used for quite some time. 

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royalsage:

She sat up on the bed before she noticed and tilted her head. Curiosity took a hold of her sleep-fogged mind and she reached out a hand and poked her chest, feeling the fat tissue instead of the muscle she always felt. “Oh.”

Garnet eyes glanced downward, followed by the motion of Sheik tilting her head to the side and frowning slightly. "Was that... Really necessary love?" She mused quietly, blushing slightly at the strange difference between how having her hand on Sheik's chest felt now compared to when she was male. 

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Zelda woke up, rubbing her eyes to see the Sheikah sort of pacing in their room. "Mnnn... Sheik? What is wrong?" She tilted her head, still to groggy to really notice the difference.

Giving a small huff Sheik slowly wandered over to their bed before she sat down on the edge, one leg crossed under her while the other lay against the side of the bed. "It seems I’ve falling under a curse for a few days…" She grumbled, pout on her lips as she crossed her arms over her chest. 

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4 8 20 37 >//////>

Kinky Questions: GO! [x]

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

"Being told what my partner wants to do to me- in a non vulgar way." It was rare that she would enjoy the more ‘vulgar’ terms used during sex; of course there were a few that she didn’t mind, but for the most part she preferred ‘dirty talk’ being more naughty and fun then filthy.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

"Silk ribbons! They’re strong, but soft so that way no one gets chaffed or bruised whilst having their fun~"

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

"Cake!"

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

"U-Um…. I don’t know, s-seventeen?" All due to innocent curiosity and inexperienced experimenting- she had yet to do such a thing driven by sexual desires towards another person. Yet. 

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((Zel and Shai~))

If they had a kid meme [x]

Send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

*This got really long*

Name:

Camilia Zelda Harkinan

Gender:

Female

General Appearance:

Short golden hair; pale-ish skin and dark sapphire eyes. Long pointed ears like her fathers, she’ll be tall and curvy with her mothers bust size. Thin scar on her left jaw from an angry keese attacking her when she was young; both ears pierced and this design tattoo’d on her back between her shoulder blades (And no she didn’t ask her parents for permission nor did she tell them about it).

Personality:

Quite spunky and outgoing, Camilia likes the funner things in life and doesn’t really enjoy obeying the rules. She tends to ignore them in favour of doing whatever she wants, often times trying to disguise herself however so she doesn’t give her parents or family a bad name- she respects her parents and understands that authority is important… She just doesn’t like following ‘orders’. Along with that she’s snarky and loves sarcasm; has little problems talking back and doesn’t often realize when she’s bitten off more than she can chew until it’s too late and she’s in trouble. 

Special Talents:

Sneaking; (basic) shadow magics, she can sense spirits and the like but can’t see them, light magic, moving through the shadows, illusion magic, she’s pretty fast and has excellent archery skills (She’s also pretty good with a staff)- oh, and she’s also naturally rather flexible.

Who they like better:

She loves them both but tends to like her mother more as she feels she connects better with her.

Who they take after more:

Camilia’s a pretty decent mixture of the two of them.

Personal Head canon:

When her and her twin were small children she would often cling to him and loudly proclaim that she would beat up any other Princesses that tried to take him from her because he was her Prince. She’s grown out of saying that, but she’s still quite protective of him.

Face Claim:

Edited Mizuhashi Parsee (TouHou *Don’t know which one*) and Noire (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

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Name:

Noah Nohansen Harkinan

Gender:

Male

General Appearance:

Noah’s thin and lean, tall but shorter than his sister with slender shoulders and a feminine body frame. He enjoys his golden blond hair long, often braiding random parts of it just because he can; dark red apple eyes, fair complexion and long, pointed Hylian ears. He’s quite soft and fragile appearing, mostly caused by his sisters babying of him as they grew up; he’s actually not that frail or weak, simply prefers not to boast and hides it behind baggy clothes or mage robes.

Personality:

Noah’s not shy, he’s just quiet and soft spoken. If approached he will gladly strike up a conversation and be quite blunt with whomever he’s speaking- he just prefers not to approach people. He adores books and anything that might make him wiser; one of the few people he will approach to start a conversation with, is an older person. He loves listening to their stories and finding out more about Hyrule’s history through them, of learning what life was like way back when.He’s rather calm and collected, while not a ‘clean freak’ enjoys tidiness and has a healthy respect for authority.. Though like his sister he has his moments where he says ‘screw that’ and breaks the rules. Most of the time he’s kind and thoughtful; very considerate and selfless- willing to help whenever he can, in any way he can. He’s also a bit of a romantic; enjoying doing kind things for his lover when he can, he’s not very good with anniversaries and the like, either forgetting them or not knowing what to do for them.

Special Talents:

Manipulation of shadows along with the ability to use them to travel; illusion and other shadow magics, skilled with the three Goddess spells, rather agile and flexible as well as fairly strong. Oh, and he’s one of the few people Camilia will listen to as in ‘obey’.

Who they like better:

He adores his parents equally

Who they take after more:

Hmmm… It’s a pretty close race there, so let’s call it a tie shall we?

Personal Head canon:

He didn’t at all mind Camilia being so possessive of them when they were kids; in fact he quite adored the attention and actually scared off a few kids that tried to get close to them- didn’t wan to risk the chance of someone stealing his sister away from him.

Face Claim:

Edited whoever the hell this guy is