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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang Characters: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Slice of Life, Mann vs. Machine, by which I mean Roy and Ed against the washing machine, Bathroom Sex, bc of course they get distracted, Bad Puns Summary:
“Baffling,” Roy said. “Your face is baffling,” Ed said. Roy ignored him and continued to eye the row of anxiously blinking lights on their washing machine that had stopped working in the middle of the process to do … this. Which was blinking wildly and not much beyond that. “Utterly curious,” Roy said.
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The enemy is everywhere, even in Roy‘s very own bathroom in the form of his washing machine, but luckily he is not alone in his battle and a god of procrastination.