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[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you like fudge? do you like carrot cake? (do you like fudge carrot cake (JKJKJKJKJK))

*side-eyes the ask* I am answering this in good faith. Do not make me regret it.

Carrot cake I am picky about. The carrot needs to be finely shredded, half white sugar and half brown sugar should be used in making it, it needs to be well-spiced, and there can be absolutely no raisins in the cake. A little bit of brandy in the cream cheese frosting will not go amiss.

Fudge is nearly pure sugar, and I have a ravenous sweet tooth, so what do you think? Now it's difficult to make classic fudge on Cloudbase, even though we do keep an constant altitude, but there are easy-make fudge recipes that aren't bad. I do, however, draw the line at bizarrely flavored fudge - I don't care how much you swear on your Nanna's grave (Especially, I know she's alive and living in Jersey City) habanero and carolina reaper fudge is not going to edible.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

why were you so sickly pale after you were taken over by the mysterons? tried asking them about it and they had no clue also they told me your not feeling good so i hope you get well soon <3

My apologies for a tardy response. I'm not entirely certain myself, however I suspect it was a mixture of pure physical shock and my mentally fighting for my life, since the Mysterons did do their best at first to eliminate my consciousness completely. Afterwards, my continued deathly appearance was something they kept up as it unsettled people, and torment me.

I'm...getting there. thank you.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

hey bro so i keep seeing posts of gordon and troy fighting again which got me wondering if you beef with steve zodiac from world space patrol? i doubt it cuz you both seem pretty chill but i wanna make sure

I have had some quarrels with Steve Zodiac, however they are personal & professional issues I don't feel comfortable airing in public.

However, Zodiac has the most annoying habit of deciding that if he thinks what you're eating looks good he will help himself to it, without asking important questions such as whether the food in question has ingredients that he is a allergic to. He decided to scarf down some brownies I had made, without asking permission, and then tried to claim I tried to kill him when he had a reaction to the walnuts in them.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

what are your opinions on pallas cats

Beautiful creatures, not certain why science decided to call them "ugly eared." Their ears are cute and round. Very soft fur. Peculiar, but lovely eyes.

Good to spend an afternoon with, you stay on your task, they stay on theirs. (I won't go into why I spent an afternoon in the cat's territory.)

On the whole, as with all felines, a perfect being.