#conrad converses

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

cat on the key board, what will it type? 🎵

"Efn tflcu Z uizeb yfk scffu, Reu uf jlty szkkvi sljzevjj rj kyv urp Nflcu hlrbv kf cffb fe."

-- Yrdcvk, Rtk 3, Jtvev 2

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you draw or paint conny boy curious

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

Trcc dv "Tfeep" rxrze, reu Z nzcc jzt Gzireyr fe pfl.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

can we be friends conrad i'll get us sandwiches and we can hang out with your cats

I do not know you. Why would I befriend someone who hasn't even the decency to name themselves? Why would I trust any food you brought? And why under any circumstances would I let you near my cats?

Yes, I am paranoid. I have reason. I am still not mentally stable. Someone unknown coming out of the woodwork claiming they want to be friends pings all kinds of warnings in my head, irrational or not. While I'm 99.9% certain you are harmless, even truly friendly, I cannot afford to ignore that .1%. I have had some nasty communications from people not has forgiving as my Spectrum colleagues.

I am sorry, but until I can be certain otherwise, I have to say No. Please respect that.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

do you like fudge? do you like carrot cake? (do you like fudge carrot cake (JKJKJKJKJK))

*side-eyes the ask* I am answering this in good faith. Do not make me regret it.

Carrot cake I am picky about. The carrot needs to be finely shredded, half white sugar and half brown sugar should be used in making it, it needs to be well-spiced, and there can be absolutely no raisins in the cake. A little bit of brandy in the cream cheese frosting will not go amiss.

Fudge is nearly pure sugar, and I have a ravenous sweet tooth, so what do you think? Now it's difficult to make classic fudge on Cloudbase, even though we do keep an constant altitude, but there are easy-make fudge recipes that aren't bad. I do, however, draw the line at bizarrely flavored fudge - I don't care how much you swear on your Nanna's grave (Especially, I know she's alive and living in Jersey City) habanero and carolina reaper fudge is not going to edible.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

why were you so sickly pale after you were taken over by the mysterons? tried asking them about it and they had no clue also they told me your not feeling good so i hope you get well soon <3

My apologies for a tardy response. I'm not entirely certain myself, however I suspect it was a mixture of pure physical shock and my mentally fighting for my life, since the Mysterons did do their best at first to eliminate my consciousness completely. Afterwards, my continued deathly appearance was something they kept up as it unsettled people, and torment me.

I'm...getting there. thank you.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Doing more for myself than anything, and my apologies for the blatantly false background (my quarters are a bit dreary, despite my kitties), but I think I'm looking a bit healthier. At the very least my jacket isn't hanging off me like a child trying on his father's coat.

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

Well, that was interesting. I've teleported semi-deliberately for the first time. Scott Tracy is ridiculously endearing when he's pouting like a sad wet kitten, and since I had made some fries for my own lunch...

I ended up, briefly, on Tracy Island. I would have stayed longer, but I didn't think having a nervous breakdown in front of him would allow Scott to enjoy the fries. Besides my cats were freaking out when I return, and kept me from freaking out myself too badly.

Still, I think maybe I should go to sickbay to get checked out? Anyone want to come with me? So I don't lose my nerve?

[conrad-turner-cpt-black]

*slides over*

Here take this

Uhm, oh, except I really don't hate people... I know I'm not the nicest of people, but...damn...damn...

Once again it becomes extremely evident that I'm terrible with social interactions.