#rroomforrerrorr

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“18th Century Mac & Cheese | Stump Sohla”, Babish Culinary Universe, Sohla El-Waylly and Andrew Rea, 2020 // “The Milkmaid”, Johannes Vermeer, 1657-1658

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here s a prompt: blow by blow account. make it funny. any fandom

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Employee HR Complaint Form

Name: Armitage Hux 

Date: 07-34-0030

Title: General     

Comm Number: 069-77-6632

Status:    

 Command (X)

 Engineering and Tech ( )

Trooper ( )

 Other (please specify) 

Department: Everything (Command Bridge, alpha and gamma shift) 

Address: Starboard Residential Wing, Officer’s Suite 1A

Date of Incident: 07-33-0030   Time of Incident: 1537

Location of Incident: Conference Room 302

Complaint Information

Please describe the incident in detail:

During a routine systems engineering briefing, I delivered an overview of a maneuver that resulted in a shot engine. Lord Ren proceeded to halt me in my explanation and asked me to “give it to him blow-by-blow”. I had no choice but to defend my honor and virtue as befitted an officer of the First Order and verbally warn Ren that I found his words crude, inappropriate, and certainly not befitting men of our status in public. Ren proceeded to continue to be rude to me, personally, by staring at me in what I can only describe as dumbfounded confusion until he nonconsensually read my mind with his Force sorcery and broke out into very rude and inconsiderate laughter in front of the entirety of gamma shift engineering. I consider myself traumatized, distressed, and enraged at the crudeness and inappropriateness of this encounter and have personally noticed a 0.29% decrease in my usual efficiency since last night, which is an unacceptable trend and one that I would appreciate our Human Resources would nip in the bud.

If there are others who have witnessed the incident, please provide their names and comm numbers below:

There were seven (7) of the Finalizer’s engineering team in the meeting with us. They have asked me respectfully (respectfully) to leave them out of this and I am choosing to respect their wishes.

Is this the first time you have raised this concern about this person?

Yes (X)

No ( )

(FOR HR PERSONNEL ONLY) Action Taken:

Advised the General  to read up on Corellian slang. Lord Ren was not available for comment (see Clause 3, Subsection 9A of the Employees’ Rights Handbook, where “if an employee feels threatened by powers beyond their control, they may invoke the Motti-Vader Incident and retreat”).

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“Shame”, ContraPoints, Natalie Wynn, 2020 // “The Rose”, Alphonse Mucha, 1898

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“18th Century Mac & Cheese | Stump Sohla”, Babish Culinary Universe, Sohla El-Waylly and Andrew Rea, 2020 // “The Kitchen Maid”, William McGregor Paxton, 1910

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"The Best Burger I've Ever Had From Burger King!", TheReportOfTheWeek,  John Jurasek, 2019 // “ 66 Scenes From America”,  Jørgen Leth and Andy Warhol, 1982

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“Head Hunting Drone Swarm”, Michael Reeves, Michael Reeves, 2018 // Poster made for Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, artist unknown, c. 1963

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“I Turned Myself Into Holiday Barbie 2020!”, Micarah Tewers, Micarah Tewers, 2020 // “Girl With Canary”, Michele Gordigiani, c. 1835

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“Building A Laser Baby”, Michael Reeves, Michael Reeves, 2020 // “Virgin And Child With A Rosary”, Artemesia Gentileschi, 1651