Submission Call 2018: College Football Commenter Preview
RTARL is calling on our commenters to preview the teams they love, the teams they hate, the teams that ain’t played nobody Pawwwwl. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
How do the commenter contributors benefit from this?
They won’t, they risk injuring their typing fingers and alienating their partners while RTARL steals all the pageview revenue. Scum Lord Mark Emmert agrees with us about this model, these posts are all about education and uh...amateurism? Yeah, amateurism. Totally.
Will editors add text to posts to shit on teams?
If that University was essentially a rape ponzi scheme of silencing and shaming victims than yes.
Editorial input could also apply to schools with a code of conduct built on McCarthyism and institutions with man-slaughtering scissor lift practice polices.
Here is the proposed format
Team outlook
Tailgating decorum, delicacies, legends, local booze habits
Something the gambling should know (about LSU)
Whatever you want to say about your rival
This year’s prediction
Feel free to deviate from this format however you see fit. If you know nothing about college football and don’t care you are very encouraged to submit.
Remember there are no stupid submissions just idiots who made stupid submissions.
Here are some excellent examples from the archives.
SROD- Memphis Bleak?
Trey - Jorts
Hop Slam - Go Rambling Wreck.
GGR - Hail Shit
Cheers:
